http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=83915&Disp=All

It's basically an humorous list about the things you "learn" from porn... but it's certainly not safe for work. There's no images, but there's talk of sexual stuff.

I lol'd, but what creeped me out is in the comments people are trying to justify some of them as true lol!

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

Sometimes, yes they do.

2. Men are never impotent.

Not if they're healthy.

I once had the opposite problem from some medication; I couldn't cum. Now that is torture.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

The ultimate symbol of acceptance is a swallow and a purr.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

Are you saying Henry Kissinger was lying?

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

You might be surprised.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

It makes her feel like a woman.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

No, but the better ones are, IMO.
You can press 'quote' to se larger, nsfw.

Do anyone else find it funny how seriously people take things that are obviously supposed to be humorous? The best ones are the smug idiots hooting 'hur hur u dont no shit abot wimins'.

Yeah, I know. It's obviously so silly... But of course I suppose there's bound to be idiots who just don't know the meaning of satire.

Still, it just means more things for us to laugh at. ;)

Hee hee hee! Those are pretty good. The responses seemed just as tongue-in-cheek as the list itself, which makes this even better!