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125 Things Never to Say During Sex
cool guy
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321. Awsome! ! It's just like an electrical Plug! ! !
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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RuseBolton
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This *sighs* unfortunatly happened...
123. *Stares deeply into one another's eye's* - Both in unison recite Peter griffin's scene of the 3 peters.
123. *Stares deeply into one another's eye's* - Both in unison recite Peter griffin's scene of the 3 peters.
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cool guy
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323. HEY! ! ! ! I FOUND THIS CONDOM ON THE STREET WANNA USE IT?!?!?!?!
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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zeropointone
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324: "why is your WALLET in there?"
325:"That was great, honey, but next time, can we do it without the mask?"
326: "oh s**t, I think I lost somthing in there!" (from the man)
327:"soooooo.... what's your opinion on rape?"
325:"That was great, honey, but next time, can we do it without the mask?"
326: "oh s**t, I think I lost somthing in there!" (from the man)
327:"soooooo.... what's your opinion on rape?"
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Stain
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328: My hand did it better.
329: So this is kinda like Galaga, right?
330: Whoops, I forgot to take the Rapex out.
329: So this is kinda like Galaga, right?
330: Whoops, I forgot to take the Rapex out.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality
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cool guy
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329."Where'd the piggy go?"
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Product Placement
at 9:46AM, Oct. 28, 2008
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332. I LOST MY MOJO!!!
Those were my two cents.
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warefish
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I thought I'd break out of my tiny shell of subtlety and post a few myself...
333: "can we take our clothes of now"
334: "damn girl! you're awful! My hand does better than that!"
:P
333: "can we take our clothes of now"
334: "damn girl! you're awful! My hand does better than that!"
:P
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ozoneocean
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335. You stink. >_<
336. Ew, get it off me. Now I stink. -_-
337. Seriously, take a shower. Wash really thoroughly. Eww.
338. Pig
:)
336. Ew, get it off me. Now I stink. -_-
337. Seriously, take a shower. Wash really thoroughly. Eww.
338. Pig
:)
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warefish
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ozoneocean
335. You stink. >_<
336. Ew, get it off me. Now I stink. -_-
337. Seriously, take a shower. Wash really thoroughly. Eww.
338. Pig
:)
I think you've won ozone ;)
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warefish
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336:
"OH MY F@#$ING GAWD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
-HAHA! Made you look!
"OH MY F@#$ING GAWD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
-HAHA! Made you look!
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cool guy
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337-(Guy yells at dick)GET UP!!!GET UP!!!GET UP!!!
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Zang One
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#338:Ouch! Wait! Go lower!!...thats my belly button!
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Zang One
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#339:Man, if I'd had known you were gonna be this easy I wouldn't have slipped you that Rufee...
and
#340:Jesus, that chick on the corner of 5th and Main does it WAY better than you, and she's got the clap!
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#340:Jesus, that chick on the corner of 5th and Main does it WAY better than you, and she's got the clap!
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ozoneocean
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Zang OneI've actually heard of this one happening... Except the couple in question went to the doctor to find out why they couldn't get pregnant. Although that does sound like an urban myth.
#338:Ouch! Wait! Go lower!!...thats my belly button!
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Zang One
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ozoneocean
I've actually heard of this one happening... Except the couple in question went to the doctor to find out why they couldn't get pregnant. Although that does sound like an urban myth.
Lol. seems likely that it is. I know there are stupid ppl in the world but...sex with a belly button is pretty unmistakable. For the giver AND the reciever. Lol.
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Faliat
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341: Whoa! Look at the size of that spider dangling above your head! AWESOME!!!
[..]
Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!
- Rekkiy (NerveWire)
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AQua_ng
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342: Here I come. Here comes Speed Racer.
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cool guy
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343-You Suck...literally. lol
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Bittenbymonk
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344- wait, can you get AIDS twice?
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PIT_FACE
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345- "would you fuck me? i'd fuck me."
346- 14? 14?! WHATTA YA MEAN 14?! YOU TOLD ME ON DRUNK DUCK YOU WERE 10!!!
346- 14? 14?! WHATTA YA MEAN 14?! YOU TOLD ME ON DRUNK DUCK YOU WERE 10!!!
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Faliat
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347. EWW! What's this green stuff all over my... Oh wait... Wrong hole... My bad!
348. GIMMEH A BABEH NAAUGH OR I KEEL YOU!!!
349. Oh, so THAT'S where my pet gerbil went.
350. Right, now you just lie there and pretend to be dead... And then we can get started!
348. GIMMEH A BABEH NAAUGH OR I KEEL YOU!!!
349. Oh, so THAT'S where my pet gerbil went.
350. Right, now you just lie there and pretend to be dead... And then we can get started!
[..]
Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!
- Rekkiy (NerveWire)
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AQua_ng
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351: Oh, I thought you said aural sex!
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Faliat
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352. (Woman says to man)Cool! We have matching genitals!
353. Oh... Did I forget to tell you? When I get too excited my bladder voids.
354. *Puts on yellow suit and green face paint* SSSSSSSMOKIN!!!
355. *Puts mechanical larynx to throat* Is it good for you?
356. AAAAAGH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!
353. Oh... Did I forget to tell you? When I get too excited my bladder voids.
354. *Puts on yellow suit and green face paint* SSSSSSSMOKIN!!!
355. *Puts mechanical larynx to throat* Is it good for you?
356. AAAAAGH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!
[..]
Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!
- Rekkiy (NerveWire)
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