Aussie_kid
Hm... It's been a week. I'll just post this and hope it'll become a challenge

Comic: Golden Gamers

Challenge: Make as cliche as possible

Characters: Aussie and Gold

Ends 23rd of March

http://www.drunkduck.com/Golden_Gamers/

That's the latest challenge ok?

But there are new rules:

• 1: the challenger must submit an entry.
  2: they get to pick the best entry.
  3. the writer of the best entry gets to pick the next challenge.
  And so on...

Whoops, didn't realise I had to do my own. Okay then

'Holy crappy openings Aussie' Gold said as the two walked down the road. They had no idea why they were there or even how they got there, but hey, they were there. They decided to go in a bar, entering the same time as a rabbi, a priest and a monk, who went up to the counter and ordered a drink.
Aussie and Gold sat at a table. their waitress was blonde and big-breasted
'What can I get you guys?'
What Aussie meant to say was 'A ticket to Pittsburgh' but what he said was 'A picket to tittsburgh'. He had no idea what made him say that, but he did and it earned him a well deserved black eye and an anvil to the head
Aussie came to after a few minutes and looked around. He was still in the bar. Suddenly, a redneck and a gangbanger got into a shoot-out. In total, they hit a tree hugging hippy, a picture of some dogs playing poker and the rabbi, who had tried to shield himself with a piece of paper. Aussie turned to him
'Silly rabbi'

That was a rush job, sorry if it sucked but I was trying to cram in as many cliches as possible

Until next time
The Aussie Kid