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There is nothing more evil or sinister than a salesman. Actually when I was a kid everyone was always telling me I should be a salesman. I have always had a knack for BS. I was always convincing my friends to trade their cool toys for something stupid of mine. I think I am the bastard son of the "Shamwow guy". But anyway it always worked out in my favor until my friends parents found out what I had done.

By the way I finally reached 1000 comments and on my 69th comic too, how fitting. Thank you all for reading. I love you all in the most platonic way possible!
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009
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User: thegreatedhead 4

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Not just your friends! You convinced me, your own brother, to trade my toys for your crap, too.
-Posted on Jul 07, 2009

User: Avie 5

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-Posted on Jun 30, 2009

User: Mushroomcomix 5

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LOL! Awesome!
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Janen 5

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Sadly this could actually work in real life.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Brogan 5

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-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: ghostrunner 5

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but its tough love right?
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Tedmund 5

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-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: El Tor0 5

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Sounds like a good deal to me
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5

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Congrats on your 1000th comment.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Jabali 5

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Do you still have more of those Oxygen detectors?... Can I buy you one?
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: that kid yellow 5

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giggles : D
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: darkwaterfrey 5

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oh that silly cow.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: I am Candyman 5

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I could never be a salesman!
But I'm a good buyer! LOL
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Jonko 5

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Yay congratulations! I agree with you, salesmen seem so evil, but I guess if you can make a living off of it it's still a job!
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Peipei 5

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Gratz on 1k :)
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: PB Maxx 5

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Grats on 1000 comments! So did you get your 1k club card in the mail yet?
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Warpedwenger 5

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I bought one of those from a pig at a flea market. Pigs can be very persuasive.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: repoman 5

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Hmmm... I wonder if the pig is also selling an adjustable rate mortgage with that oxygen detector.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: oldguy85 5

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Those things really do work, but they're cheaper at the pigs E-Bay site. Har
Congratulations on 1K comments.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: Dark Pascual 5

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1000 comments? Awesome!!!

I actually used to work taking calls for those "As Seen on TV" stores...

I can't believe the amount of trash that people buy...It almost made me feel dirty...until I remember that I was getting a nice, fat check by the end of the month...
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

User: RushtonCygnus 5

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I made a fortune back in the day selling clothes that only smart people could see.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2009

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