cowtoon (Head like a hole)

cowtoon

machinehead

Another random comic. In this one the cow wakes up to find herself buried neck deep in the ground. Oddly enough the dog had a dream about burying a large cow shaped bone, must be a really strong dog. It's pretty bad when this is a milder Cowtoon but still involves a cow getting urinated on. On a personal note, when I first got my dog he did pee on me. I think he was marking me as part of his territory, been is bitch ever since.

I also updated my other comic. You can find it at www.drunkduck.com/callcenter

Thanks for reading have a great weekend.
@ Avie: The donkey is one hell of an entertainer.
@ Warpedwenger: And that is what separates him from those other asses.
@ Dark Pascual: A dead bunny is a good bunny. That's why I hate Bugs bunny.
@ Mushroomcomix: Haha, I love that movie you little porch monkey. It's alright i'm taking it back.
@ Tedmund: In all honesty how many times can you see a donkey dong before it's magic. Actually the answer is probably one, just one time.
@ ghostrunner: Actually Tom Green can probably only get jobs doing donkey sows.
@ n_y_japlander: A dog and pony show sounds a little nasty too. Or is that dog and poonany? I always get those two mixed up.
@ Juvenile_Jay: The Jack assiest.
@ oldguy85: The pig had a really rough day. All he wanted was to watch a donkey having sex with a woman but nooooooo.
@ Peipei: And lube lots and lots of lube.
@ Hawk of Rawk: Actually yes, that does kinda make me happy.
@ cyberdog: Yeah I have the tendency to kinda take an idea and completely distort it into a perverse animal display of debauchery.
@ Holy Sock: Nothing wrong with a little nipple erection.
@ Jonko: Yeah I didn't want to do a donkey having sex with a woman. But having a donkey shoot ping pong balls out his anus isn't really much better.
@ I am Candyman: Takes time to preload an anus.
@ chris_wastewater: You're sick! I would never draw a comic that dirty or gross. Oh wait yes I would.
@ Gillespie: Yeah I tend to always do that.
@ dotdotdot: Clerks 2? That movie is the best.
@ Jabali: I'm sure when I have lost all sense of morals I will draw it. So give it a couple more weeks.
@ Nergal: Still as nine more up their.
@ Javier: Thanks for stopping by.
@PB Maxx: You must go to real magic shows then.
@ TheFlyingGreenMonkey: I waited until the 5th panel to get all dirty too. A new personal best.
@ tsameti: I'm sure the pig enjoyed it all too much. He was just a bit disappointed in the lack of beastality.

-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5

He'll wait up neck deep in cow pies if he isn't careful.
-Posted on May 30, 2009

User: Fitz 5

Panel 2 = genius! :D And "Gotta mark you as my bitch" is gonna be my new favorite pickup line! LOL!
-Posted on May 30, 2009

User: Karm2865 5

+3
-Posted on May 30, 2009

User: chris_wastewater 5

Daaang. When it dries, that will lock in the smell for life.
-Posted on May 30, 2009

User: darkwaterfrey 5

hahahahahha!
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: therealtj 5

Man that cow has some weird issues.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Jabali 5

LOL! Yep, cow is his bitch now.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Janen 5

Ha ha, "mark you as my bitch" is now my favorite line.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: cyberdog 5

THIS WAS MUTHA F@$%#IN' AWESOME! I LOVE IT WHEN THERE IS NO STORYLINE JUST A CRAZY SITUATION THAT THE CHARACTERS HAVE TO DEAL WITH!

CyberDog out!
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Holy Sock 5

Where's the penis?
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Mushroomcomix 5

You know you drank to much when you wake up buried neck deep with a dog pissing on you! At least there is no dead hooker around...unless it's under cow!
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: I am Candyman 5

This is why I never let anyone bury me at the beach- you never know when someone's going to come a long and pee on your head!
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: repoman 5

Personally, I hate it when I wake up buried neck deep in the ground! LOL.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Peipei 5

Lol xD XD R.kelly lmao.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: ghostrunner 5

well he'll never piss that way again
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Juvenile_Jay 5

HAHAHAHAAH R. Kelly will never have a good name ever again.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: n_y_japlander 5

(^U^)
HAaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is so hilarious! I almost pissed myself.... then I would had to wait for it to dry before I touched my pants to change them!!
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: oldguy85 5

Bailey is my favorite. And Yeah about the title. Oh hell I'm dizzy from laughter.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: RushtonCygnus 5

That's what they cleaned with back in the day.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Avie 5

Haha R. Kelly...that's so awesome.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Warpedwenger 5

Oh dood the title to this strip rules! I love that song.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Dark Pascual 5

That was cool...disturbing...but cool...
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Tedmund 5

LOL@ R. Kelly cow pee'r XD!!!
-Posted on May 29, 2009

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