If you are a fan of 2012 make a comic about it

If you insist...

aw dude, if ya wanna whore somethin out you gotta do it better than that, like:

READ PUTRID MEAT IT'S GOT BOOBS,THRASH, GUTS,2012, GUNS,SHARKS BITING PEOPLE IN HALF, SERIAL KILLERS, PUKE, GARBAGE TRUCKS, MAFIA WARFARE, ELECTRIC CHAIRS, BONES, BUTTS, BEER AND A PIZZERIA! ONLY WHEN YOU'VE READ IT WILL YOU HAVE TASTES THE NECTOR OF THE GODS! also it's better than Harkovast. READ IT HERE! KICK ASS PUTRID MEAT TITS HERE!!!

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Go listen to Endgame or i'll eat yer dog. MEGADETH

dont worry, you'll get the hang of it. click those links and it might help!


Edit: shit the kid's only 13. listen man.yer kinda fan boying all over it like people yer age are ussually prone to do. but tone it down a little bit,yer makin kinda an ass of yerself. or at least post it in the right topic allright? there's all these subtopics in the forum and the comic discussion or networking and community one it what ya want. if someone jumps on, cool, if not, dont get too miffed about it.

OH MAN!

2012? That is totes my favourite year, it is like a twenty, and then a twelve, which are two of my favourite numbers, decided to get together to be EXTRA SUPER AWESOME WOW. I have this AWESOOOOOOOOOOOME 2012 fanscript I made, but my art it is the suck0rz! So if maybe some artist could come and help me realise it, it would 100% be the best comic EVER for sure!

My e-mail is 2012fan@windowslive.muffin. Thanks in advance!!!!!!!!!

That's an awesome sprite avatar! You should like make a sprite comic about it. With 2012. And Mega Man!

So I take it you're not a fan of it, then? Also, if you're talking about the movie, this belongs in Media Discussion.
Okay, the sprite character could be in cohorts with the Mayans. Mega Man is trying to stop them from using an ancient spell to align the Earth with the center of the Galaxy, and bringing back Quetzalcoatl. In the end, Mega Man fails, and the end seems imminent.

But here's the twist: it's not Quetzalcoatl. It's the Spanish Conquest of 1519! Now, Mega Man, the Mayans, and that sprite guy must all team together to fight off the gun-wielding Spaniards using only sticks with obsidian on the end of them.

I was going to be sarcastic and caustic, but then I realized Custard had already been here.

By 2012 I assume you mean that film I saw avertised concerning a bunch of angry special effects that attack a thin plot line, not dissimilar to the film involving the chap from Donnie Darko who got caught up in some bad weather? How about a comic detailing the tedious daily life of a CGI animator slowly moving the NURBS around on his screen to gradualy dramatise a storm cloud? Just a thought :s

you guys, it's a fucking 13 year old.

I was attacking the drab formulaic hollywood movie, not the fella who mentioned it.

fair enough.

*insert snarky comment reminiscent of The Comics Curmudgeon here*

The prime age for teaching a child how to not be a dumbass. I was harassed on the internet when I was little, and looking back, I deserved it.

I thank the people who taught me all the lessons I know now, such as not coloring every post you make.

Also 2012 is a movie about a disaster that seems to have the mind of sequel Jaws because it literally just stays right behind one family forever. Then they get in a plane and are too stupid to realize that planes can go up, so they dramatically fly through buildings.

Ooh, so we're finally talking about that film?

...

I saw the long ass theatrical trailer for it (you know... the type that tell you the entire plot, from the beginning to the end) and came to the conclusion that it was grade "A" manure on toast. It may look pretty, but it sure as hell will leave a bad taste in your mouth. Definitely not worth the price of a movie ticket.

Edit: Oh look. There it is. As I said, this movie will "spoil" everything about the movie, which is why it's such a good idea to blast it in all the theaters for months before you show it.



Also. Is it just me or does Roland Emmerich have a fetish when it comes to destroying the White House?

funny, when it happened to me i just got an anger problem. you dont set examples by being a shithead.it's not okay for fucking 20 year olds to bully 13 year olds. and you cant decide that he "deserves it" by one dumb post. i shouldnt have to explane this. anyways this thread hasnt gotten too bad. just seemed like there was a trend growing. aint my job to mod so i'll fuckin drop it.

anyway concerning the movie. eh, i'll probably check it out.looks like it has plenty o' mass destruction. i like me some mass destruction!

Exactly. $8.00 to see Teh Apocalypse on a big screen. :-D

Plot, phah! I throw a lava-spewing giant tornado at your plot!

My boss's brother in law is the guy in charge of all the special effects- green screen, all the models, the full scale stuff, everything.

He did Twilight as well.

My boss is very proud of his brother in law. He and his family went and stayed with him over Christmas and he told them all about the projects he was working on, gave them signed stuff from the star and such. His daughter was very happy to get all the Twilight actor's autographs on a movie book.



All that means that he got me to watch a making-off thing about this 2021 film. Interesting. Lots of disaster. Not the sort of thing that appeals to me and the effects look too clean, like they do in all films these days. But they seemed to have done a good job.

I'd rather watch 1408.

I absolutely loved that movie.

I'd give it 5/5 for entertainment value and ?/5 for accuracy. "?" because who knows what might happen in 2012?

I know for a fact that it isn't going to be THE WORLD COLLAPSES CONTINUOUSLY AND CONVENIENTLY ALWAYS DIRECTLY BEHIND ONE DUDE.

that stoopid movie tricked me into renting "angels and demons" starring tom hanks . i tottally hate tom hanks and i thought that movie was 2012 , but then i realized its not even out in theatres here so i felt kinda angry

Is it true that Jon Cusack tries to win back the heart of the apocalypse by standing outside apocalypse's window with a boombox that plays nothing but Peter Gabriel.

Sorry, that was a lame attempt at humor, and a reminder of what a disaster Jon Cusack's acting career has become.

Was the movie really all that good? I didn't think It would be...

Now THAT'S a movie I would see!!!

Seriously, I have no interest in "2012", not even as a FX-fest. At least not to pay to watch it in the theater...

About what would happen in December 21th 2012, probably the same thing that happened in December 31st 1999, June 6th 1996 and June 6th 2006

anybody else caught the Brave New World / Eugenics references on this film?