For this first round, all the arenas will have some connection to music.
Our contestants are Grain-based superhero, Bread (with sidekick, Bagel Boy) and Children's TV sensation, The Horny Ninja
Arena:
The Ice Roads
Re-enact that famous highway battle. Except the highway is iced over, there's harsh winter conditions, and the truck moving that huge piece of mining equipment you're fighting on may roll off a cliff or break through the ice and fall into the freezing lake or ocean.
Musical Theme:
Reality TV and the Truck Fight from the Matrix
Arena Rules:
-Try not to be the one that damages the expensive mining equipment. You'll be held reliable instead of the driver.
Standard Rules (new rules in bold. Please read):
- No one-shot-kills.
- Remember to respect your opponent's pages (that means no rewriting history).
- 7 days from NOW to get your intro pages in.
- Your opponent should not be any (major) part of your intro pages.
- 7 days to post each turn, timed from the posting of the previous turn.
- MAX of 2 pages per turn, apart from the first intro.
- Each contestant is able to miss one deadline. If the deadline is missed without providing a reasonable turnaround time, your character will be replaced with a "happy clone" until your next turn. Upon a second violation, you will be disqualified.
- If a character violates an arena rule or a standard rule, the fight will be interrupted until the violation is corrected by either an "Eye of Isis" or a "Lawyerbird" depending on the type of violation. Repeated offenses will result in disqualification.
Ok. I have two pages planned, but I'm going to have a terrible week. So I thought I would put this up when I made it. I intend to get page two of the intro up on Saturday. Feel free to kick me if I don't.
I'm really sorry. I've got the two pages here, but everythings gone down the crapper. Issues in my personal life, my computer messing up and the scanner is Freaking broken and the cameras have gone missing.
I'm just a bit annoyed I have to drop out. I don't have any access to a working scanner. Really sorry. I can give you a script though before the loss :P
FIGHTSPLOSION 5!!! IT HAS 2 ALIENS, A PIRATE, A HORNY NINJA AND A HOMOCIDAL FIRE PRODUCING PENGUIN! AND A BIRD WOMAN AND A CAT WOMAN!
Also a mute that reminds me of Johnny Bravo and Samuel L Jackson at the same time!