For this first round, all the arenas will have some connection to music.
Our contestants are Hallie Bard, Female Lawyer and Priestess Yaten. It's our only all-female battle!
Arena:
Drift Race Track
Fast cars, girls with scantily-clad outfits that seem to get skimpier every time you look at them, what more could you ask for? Challenge each other to a race, duke it out in the pits, fight on moving vehicles, do whatever you want. But most of all, have fun and stay safe!
Musical Theme:
Eurobeat
Arena Rules:
-Real racers do battle at night.
Standard Rules (new rules in bold. Please read):
- No one-shot-kills.
- Remember to respect your opponent's pages (that means no rewriting history).
- 7 days from NOW to get your intro pages in.
- Your opponent should not be any (major) part of your intro pages.
- 7 days to post each turn, timed from the posting of the previous turn.
- MAX of 2 pages per turn, apart from the first intro.
- Each contestant is able to miss one deadline. If the deadline is missed without providing a reasonable turnaround time, your character will be replaced with a "happy clone" until your next turn. Upon a second violation, you will be disqualified.
- If a character violates an arena rule or a standard rule, the fight will be interrupted until the violation is corrected by either an "Eye of Isis" or a "Lawyerbird" depending on the type of violation. Repeated offenses will result in disqualification.
I found a copy of the clip, but it was atrocious quality. Some tard thought it was a good idea to videotape his own TV freehand while cranking the volume down to the "can't hear shit" level.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
What is this glowing demon box before me?
It is evil and must be detroyed so it will shine its demon light on me no more!
*puts chair through screen of computer*
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In my day, video games gave you three chances to kill about 2000 enemies in one sitting with no pause button. Easy mode meant you got two more lives to throw away on the first boss. You don't know the meaning of hard.
Well this should be interesting. Good thing I'm probably gonna die horribly in the first round otherwise I would probably die when I face the winner of this funny fight.
I am a simple man with simple wants. I wanna see stuff go boom.
*Goes to his seat, It's right near the fight so he hopes he wont be hit by anything*.
'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI