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Jul 28,`09 1:56pm | Quote | ↓
Fuck yes, only a movie this great could get me to replace my John Goodman avatar and write a thread about it with an ALL CAPS title.

A little taste of BLACK DYNAMITE



Full trailer (RedBand, so brief NSFW)




Black Dynamite is a real movie coming out this year. It basically parodies the Blaxploitation genre by being exactly like every 70's Blaxploitation movie ever.

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Jul 28,`09 2:13pm | Quote | ↓
How are you just now finding out about this you jiiiiiiiiiiiiiive muthafuckaaaaa?
 
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Jul 28,`09 2:30pm | Quote | ↓
It was at Sundance this year, but it's not officially coming out until October. So I think now is a good time to let FUCKING EVERYBODY know about it.
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Jul 28,`09 2:37pm | Quote | ↓
I've known about it for around a year :smug:

ONCE AGAIN A REMINDER: Cedric Yarborough plays a character named Chocolate Giddyup

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Jul 28,`09 2:43pm | Quote | ↓
But did you ever feel it coursing through your veins like a mighty black chocolate stream of thunder?
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Jul 28,`09 2:48pm | Quote | ↓
"Sea_Cow" Said:

But did you ever feel it coursing through your veins like a mighty black chocolate stream of thunder?


I drink 40oz malts as it is. I already have panther blood flowing through my proud black veins.
 
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Jul 28,`09 4:26pm | Quote | ↓
lolz whut a nub

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Jul 28,`09 4:52pm | Quote | ↓
"NickGuy" Said:

lolz whut a nub


You liked Speed Racer. Be quiet.
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Jul 28,`09 5:16pm | Quote | ↓
Speed Racer is rad for all the wrong reasons.
 
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Jul 28,`09 6:02pm | Quote | ↓
I actually thought that it was an old Blaxplotiation movie...They really caught the spirit of the genre...

Should have been put together with Grindhouse...
 
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Jul 28,`09 6:07pm | Quote | ↓
"Dark Pascual" Said:

I actually thought that it was an old Blaxplotiation movie...They really caught the spirit of the genre...

Should have been put together with Grindhouse...


Shout have been put in place of Death Proof. As much as I like Tarantino, that movie can go fuck its self.

 
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Jul 29,`09 1:46am | Quote | ↓
spawny guy!
new page is up---------->
 
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Jul 29,`09 11:55am | Quote | ↓
"lefarce" Said:

"Dark Pascual" Said:

I actually thought that it was an old Blaxplotiation movie...They really caught the spirit of the genre...

Should have been put together with Grindhouse...


Shout have been put in place of Death Proof. As much as I like Tarantino, that movie can go fuck its self.




That was really the best piece of dialogue in the whole movie.
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Jul 29,`09 1:56pm | Quote | ↓
Django owned so hard. It had it all!

Rape? CHECK
Tarantino being awesome? CHECK
A gun vs sword fight? CHECK
Hot asian milf? CHECKKKKKKK
 
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Jul 29,`09 3:51pm | Quote | ↓
"lefarce" Said:

Django owned so hard. It had it all!

Rape? CHECK
Tarantino being awesome? CHECK
A gun vs sword fight? CHECK
Hot asian milf? CHECKKKKKKK



I lol'd so hard when
WARNING: *CONTAINS SPOILER* - Mouse over black box to read.
the bad guy got shot in the face at the end.


Also, I could totally see Tarantino directing a movie adaption of Le Farce. Of course, Eli Roth could help with the part where Dice punches the chick and kills her baby.

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Jul 29,`09 4:25pm | Quote | ↓
I would want Uwe Boll to do a live action Le Farce, to me that would be the best directorial choice.

Also yeah, I like how Miike knows that when you bring a gun to a sword fight
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the gun wins
 
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Jul 29,`09 5:03pm | Quote | ↓
Hey, what about David Lynch? I'd love to see his take on "EJ in Wonderland".
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Jul 29,`09 6:09pm | Quote | ↓
"Sea_Cow" Said:

Hey, what about David Lynch? I'd love to see his take on "EJ in Wonderland".


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Lynch brought me some of the most horrifying acid trips of all time. As in, right up there with Pink Floyd's Trial horrifying.
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