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Jul 3,`09 9:07pm | Quote |

This was too "What the Heck" for the Media section.



The makers of The Machine Girl have created a movie that will likely rival it in both extravagance and stupidity. Maybe even surpass it, if the trailer is to be believed. When I watched The Machine Girl, I was expecting to see a movie so stupid that it was awesome. Unfortunately, it didn't quite cut it, and felt more like a waste of my time. But maybe RoboGeisha will be that movie for me. If not, it's at least the strangest trailer I've seen in a long time.

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Jul 3,`09 11:56pm | Quote |

This movie doesn't seem like it could be serious, but it is, if you replaced the geisha with Jack Black everything would make sense. Handicap gun? Fried Shrimp? Butt katanas? Bust machine gun? I am pretty sure I saw someone get their anus cut as well.

Also, did anyone notice something odd about the buildings 2 minutes into the trailer.
Yes, they were bleeding, the buildings were bleeding.

 
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Jul 4,`09 12:22pm | Quote |

i uhhh....i'ma.....

wow.

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Jul 4,`09 3:06pm | Quote |

NOOOOooo, not ....FRIED SHRIMP! AAIIIIEEE!!

 
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Jul 4,`09 4:50pm | Quote |

I started to laugh uncontrollably the more I watched the trailer. it's just so... ridlicious!

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Jul 4,`09 9:38pm | Quote |

I cracked up at fried shrimp and haven't stopped laughing yet.

 
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Jul 4,`09 9:56pm | Quote |

this is the long term result of atomic warfare.

 
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Jul 6,`09 1:59pm | Quote |

And this is a bad thing? Exploitation movies are the best things in the world, especially Japanese ones. I loved Machine Girl.

Maybe I'll send them my next completed script.

Just so long as they don't do robofemoid

This post was last edited on Jul 6,`09 2:04pm



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Jul 6,`09 2:09pm | Quote |

Holy...

If this is stuff that get's budged for movie making, then I'm writing movie scripts.

Who the hell thinks that bleeding buildings are a good idea?

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Jul 9,`09 6:58pm | Quote |

I think i just jizzed in my pants!


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