I figured that browsing for the past week wasn't good enough, and I should get into some of the discussions you have here. I'm an artist before a writer, a musician before an artist, and an academic before all else. Looking forward to seeing you on the board.

There is no comic or work associated with my name. This identity is fresh.

Welcome, Would you Like A Cold Hot Cola?

Curious. I saw you say this to the last newbie.

Are you a bot?

The zchnuts you say. Are We a BOT?? HOW dare you!

is this the Thanks we get for offering you our most prized and coveted Gift???
You Have sullied Our vary name at the suggestion.

We shall meet you on the field of Mustered!

No Our Good Carbon based life form of exceptionally Short life span. We Are not a Bot. We simply treat everyone with some form of equality in a sense that we offer you the Same thing as we offer anyone.

and since we are a Creature of Devin Forgiveness. we shall once again say to you.

Welcome, Would you Like A Cold Hot Cola?

Welcome, Would you Like A Cat That Simultaneously Does Exist And Does Not Exist?

Welcome, Arico! Fresh identities are always good ^.^

Glad you decided to join us here on the Duck boards - we're fun people (with a few notable exceptions, but you'll figure those out on your own). Plus, Custard Trout and I just finished installing a brand new, shiny moat full of sea monsters this morning, so not only are we fun - we're well protected! *trumpet fanfare*


There, there. *pats* Arico didn't mean anything by it. ^.^

And please stop, Charlie. You're making me sad. =(

I'll clean up the language. However, I feel that everyone that joins the duck deserves a Cat That Simultaneously Does Exist And Does Not Exist. I will edit my posts accordingly.





Best wishes XOXO,
Charlie

we will try Amanda

and yet another unimaginative post where someone copy's us.

you know Amanda, this is the kind of thing that can ruin someones introduction post.
Shall we try and save it? with the power of .... what do you people enjoy eating again...?

dark clown and charlie are bots.
specifically, they are borg.

resistance is futile.

and if amanda offers you her pie...just say no.
<homer whisper> "it's filled with razors"

Borg? no no no... its just... a skin condition.... *hides assimilation nodes*
100 points of WIN to you Subcultured for use of Borg.

Now it's Schroedinger's Cat, Charlie XD

And they're TASTY razors, Sub. I candy-coat them lovingly myself =D I may or may not be the reason parents don't let their kids trick-or-treat in my neighborhood!

All advice has been noted, and stored for review. Thanks for the warm welcome, guys.

Hello.