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Jun 21,`09 5:42pm | Quote | ↓
Okay, so here are the instructions. You try continuing the story of the one that posted before you. You must do it with four verses. Only one stanza per post. No rhythm is needed, just rhyme.

I will start

Kitty, kitty
Saw a really big dog
Doggy, doggy
Smacked kitty with a log.

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Imagination surpasses Knowledge
 
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Jun 22,`09 6:49am | Quote | ↓
the kitty said "ouch!
Why'd ya have to hit me?"
and the doggy said "Crouch!
whatch out for the bee!!!"
 
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Jun 22,`09 6:55am | Quote | ↓
Little busy bee
Saw the two just down
Then kitty climbed a tree
And doggy ran to town
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
 
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Jun 26,`09 10:45am | Quote | ↓
Out came a bird and said:
"Kitten rape-age, up the ass
In and out, oh so fast
My left buttcheek starts to sing
about tortoise masturbation.
Ass crack hats and didgeridoos,
left my semen in his shoes.
Oh what a thrill, as the song bird cries"

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This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
 
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Jun 27,`09 1:31am | Quote | ↓
I guess four verses were not enough...

Hunter Bill
Just came over
Shot birdie down the hill
Birdie fell hill under

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Jun 27,`09 8:04am | Quote | ↓
Leaving Bill only to wonder:
Birdie Birdie down the hill
you might of been were only
my morning kill.




this is easier than I thought...

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Jun 28,`09 4:57am | Quote | ↓
Kitty Kitty came
Down down the tree
Meowed and meowed the same
She forgot about the bee
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Jun 28,`09 7:08am | Quote | ↓
and the little bee
saw kitty kitty
and said "I'd like to be
under the sea
In an octopus's garden
in the shade"
 
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Jul 1,`09 1:28pm | Quote | ↓
And the Beatle's guitars
Went "deedle deedle" so far
That the brothers Jonas chose to copy
But their rendition was much too sloppy
DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMIN' FROM, YOU JIVE MOTHAFUCKAAAA-AAAAAAAAA!?
 
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Jul 4,`09 10:59pm | Quote | ↓
But busy bee
Called his troopers
All them from the tree
Ready all their stingers.
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Jul 23,`09 11:27pm | Quote | ↓
But one bee asked
"Are we supposed use our stingers on the faggot singers?"
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Jul 24,`09 12:05am | Quote | ↓
Another bee said
"Use the stingers
and hit the head
of those silly singers!"
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
 
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Jul 24,`09 8:02pm | Quote | ↓
But the Jonas brothers
had an ace in their sleave.
A new gay song about lovers
and gay vanilla icecream...
 
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Jul 24,`09 8:20pm | Quote | ↓
As the brothers play the new song,
All the fangirls cheer.
They came running to see the band in throngs,
When the bees saw the mass, they said "oh dear!"

ps:
coolguy Said:
Out came a bird and said:
"Kitten rape-age, up the ass
In and out, oh so fast
My left buttcheek starts to sing
about tortoise masturbation.
Ass crack hats and didgeridoos,
left my semen in his shoes.
Oh what a thrill, as the song bird cries"


not a lot of this makes sense, but it made me laugh all because you used the word didgeridoo.
That is a dirty joke between me and a friend.
Plus, it's just an awesome word.

This post was last edited on Jul 24,`09 8:22pm
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Jul 25,`09 4:50am | Quote | ↓
Meanwhile, Beethoven the composer
Came and saw the commotion
He got a big subwoofer
And sounded "DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN"!
Imagination surpasses Knowledge

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