And there is a rapping dog. Honestly.



I also like how the mouse says 'if it weren't for you, I'd be stuck in someone else's digestive'. Someone else's digestive what? Biscuit? Tract? Medication?

Excuse me while I go kill myself...

Edit: So I guess there's no chance they put in that nude sketch scene?

Well... since they decided to switch the genders of the two main protagonists, making the rich person a guy and the poor one female, I certainly hope not.

Here's an unbiased review about the movie. And when I say unbiased I mean that this movie really sucks.

wait what?...what the hell did i just see?! did a cartoon dog with a basketball jersey and hightops just tell me it's party time on the titanic?

lol
this movie looks fun to watch

"Here's what really happened..."
Pure pain.

We can only hope that the movie makes more sense with the Italian soundtrack. or the soundtrack from a Hercules movie or a Kung-fu movie or the two robots and Joel...

Talk about a mish-mosh of characters from other animated films.

Wait...what???

Why does EVERY SINGLE ANIMATED film have to have anthro rats? I seriously see them everywhere.

I only watched about 1 minute of it before I started to get sick of it.

It's a kind of biscuit that you eat after dinner.

That's "cookie" to you crazy Americans.

Yeah, but "Biscuit Monster" just doesn't sound the same as "Cookie Monster"

I miss Alister Cookie and Mastercookie Theater...

It really looks like they cut it off at "digestive" because the lip-synching wouldn't fit "digestive tract" or system or biscuit. Why didn't they just say someone's belly or stomach? Maybe because the English script was written by someone whose English wasn't very good? The film didn't make sense because scenes were cut for length and all the parts that do explain it wouldn't work in English translation? Try watching an Italian Sci-fi, horror or Sword and Sandal movie. That happens alot. Then you look on IMDB and discover that the Italian version was 15 minutes longer.

Nothing they say fits the lip sync at all. It's the laziest localisation I've ever seen.

Also, I'd like to see what would've made a dog singing in a musical style and wearing clothes that wouldn't invented for another twenty years, at the least.

There have been better animated renditions of Titanic.

So they make everyone mice. When everyone is human. Honestly.

Well, the little mouse is clearly "non-descript foreign"; maybe using the term "digestive" by itself is just part of his generic mid-European broken English.

I can't help but feel that the whole rapping dog sequence came about due to them having animated that sequence a while back, then shoehorning it in so they can pad their low-budget Titanic feature.

Go Titey! You can make it!

Nooooooooo, I refuse to believe this. I hope the survivors never saw it. I'm not sure if any of them are still hanging in there, I know there were some left in the 90's. When it came out with little response I bet the creators were like, whats wrong? Too soon?
That guy with glasses review was funny, thats 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back but he can keep em. I hope the rapping dog drowned.......

Product Placement he was a website dont use a utube link

I know he has a website. I just have had a problem posting a non youtube videos on this site so I stopped trying other sources. Seeing that you just posted from his site allows me to add his place to the very small list of videos that I know of that can be posted here.

That's a huge problem with Italian and Spanish to English. But they make great horror movies.

Twenty years? Try 30 or 40 years! But the Mexican Mariachi band accompiment...

So are biscuits still called biscuits in Australia/UK?

This is so confusing to me.

I'm still a little scared to watch the rest of the video.

Whoever made that needs to make a Saturday morning cartoon of the Watchmen. It would entertain us greatly, I think.

No, we call them Snigglefufs now.

I've seen those in stores here in the states, right next to the British Oreo biscuits.

You know biscuits and gravy takes on a whole new meaning if a biscuit is taken to be what we Yanks call cookie. You'll gotta try it sometime and a little BBQ. Get in touch with your inner Southerner.

Is a good thing that the Nostalgia Critic warned me about the horrors of that crapfest...

Allmighty Lord Xenu bless him...