Hey just sign up today I do a little diddy called Jail Birds. It'll be weekly for the first month then it should go to 3 days a week. I can't wait to get to know every one.

Yeah! jail jokes

Welcome Jason, why don't you take a soda.

Hi, Jason! Welcome to the Duck. Let's hear a bit more about you. Do you like Popsicles? If not, please explain.

Y thank u don't mind if I do. Flefgh! Ptt! koff choke. OK, OK WHO'S THE SMART ASS WHO SHOOK THE CAN!!

You know what...I'm not a popsicle kinda guy I think it's the combonation of a stick and a foulic symbol all in one delectible treat that just seems off putting. Maybe that's homophobic, which is odd considering the context of my strip... I think this may dive rather deep I'm may have to seek a counselor, and perhaps a lawyer. Wow how Fruadian.( I doubt I spelt that right but who cares he's dead)

A 'ditty' is a song, yet comics are not songs. I am confused now.

I used to know a guy named Scott who looked like a lady, as well. Your ditty really speaks to me. It says 'burn them', which is odd.

Your right a ditty is a song though if you look I said "diddy" which I shall now claim was intentional and will coin the term to now and forever mean webcomic...and I guess half assed rappers who's interest in music is actually secondary to his need for flashy sun glasses and clothing. But mostly webcomic.

Is the anthrax getting to you?

...Which is what I would say if I were a terrorist! Hello!

You change your avatar a lot.