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Apr 11,`09 4:10pm | Quote | ↓
...so maybe you should get off your ass, step outside and go buy a lottery ticket.* "Why?" you may ask? (yes... you may. And believe me I know you and that's what you're asking yourself RIGHT NOW!) Well it's because I have decided to step out of the shadows in a subtle moment of grande unveiling to reveal myself to you... The masses.**

Long have I slaved over a hot keyboard like the great epicurean geniuses*** slaving over a hot cauldron of stuff. And like those eponymous chefs I have chosen DA DUCK as my menu of choice to offer up the succulent entree' of my webcomic.**** I've plucked only the finest bits of verbage to weave together into one classy***** bit of humour and wit that will help make your dim, grubby lives a little bit more bearable. And don't come a knockin if the URL is a-rockin. Heh.





*If you win big I'm entitled to a portion of the winnings because I told you to do it. Don't question me, it's all legal and shit.
**YOU'RE WELCOME.
***Bobby Flay. You're the tops brah.
****Once again... YOU'RE WELCOME.
*****Donald Trump. Class act that guy.

Smug I Could Do it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
 
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Apr 11,`09 10:30pm | Quote | ↓
Are you cooking or making a webcomic? (What does your comic taste like?)
 
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Apr 12,`09 12:03am | Quote | ↓
I. . . you. . .

What?
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
 
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Apr 12,`09 2:26am | Quote | ↓
ahah welcome on DD man.
 
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Apr 12,`09 10:34am | Quote | ↓
"Custard Trout" Said:

I. . . you. . .

What?


I also had that thought.
 
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Apr 12,`09 12:06pm | Quote | ↓
It...

Well, uh...

No. Wait.
DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMIN' FROM, YOU JIVE MOTHAFUCKAAAA-AAAAAAAAA!?
 
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Apr 12,`09 2:23pm | Quote | ↓
WHERE ARE ALL THESE BLACK CATS COMING FROM?!

Oh, hi.
 
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Apr 12,`09 3:07pm | Quote | ↓
Heh and hello.
 
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Apr 13,`09 11:00am | Quote | ↓
So... what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?
 
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Apr 14,`09 10:47am | Quote | ↓
Welcome...To....The duck...o__o
Remember that you are unique! Just like everyone else! ^w^
 
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Apr 15,`09 9:11am | Quote | ↓
You sir, are a legend.
I bow at the altar of Fable!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
 
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Apr 17,`09 10:29am | Quote | ↓
"amanda" Said:

So... what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?


I'm Bobby Flay and I can't believe I've been compromised.
 
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Apr 17,`09 4:59pm | Quote | ↓
um...hi?

Lots of big words in that introduction, so i'm just gonna smile and nod. Welcome to the site.
 
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Apr 18,`09 2:22pm | Quote | ↓
Clever post.

I salute you, sir, and welcome to the house of drunken malard.
-I'm Bobsledding down a giant spiderweb.
-The best way to put out a fire is with a flame. Wait...hang on a sec...
 
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Apr 18,`09 6:08pm | Quote | ↓
O_O Hello...wow what an intro. So uh...welcome to DD. Hope your stay here is a tasty one.
Forgive your enemies, it messes with their head.
 
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Apr 19,`09 1:42pm | Quote | ↓
Thank you all for this warm welcome. I'm glad to see you've realized just how fortunate it is to have my awesomeness in your presence.

ps: YOU'RE WELCOME.

Smug I Could Do it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.

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