Okay, say you find a genie, but he's a bit of a dick and says you have to get married right away, but it's your choice who to pick. It can be anyone in the world. Also, if you're already married, the genie's going to give you a magic divorce (Magic because you get to keep everything).

So people, is there some lucky person on drunk duck who has caught your eye? Or is there a celebrity you're crushing on?

Anyone who picks a person off Drunk Duck to marry instead of someone awesome like Vincent D'Onofrio is crazy. Unless their fiancee is on DD or something.

edit: The genie should also give a magic divorce if the person you want to marry is married

THIS!

If I could I'd choose to marry a million dollars.

OKAY, but if it's people only....I seriously don't know. I'd probably just shove that genie back in the bottle unless he gave me the whole three wishes thing correctly.

I've had way too many crushes. I'm such a pathetic and very literally hopeless romantic. I imagine great romance and then I get tongue-tied and the blood rushes to my head, and I am SO prone to crushes. Hell, I have crushes on people on DD. I'm afraid everyone I've liked is dirt poor, and we'd starve to death trying to "live on love." Lol.

So, to answer your question logically and sensibly, I'd pick a very wealthy man on death row (very close to "his day" )who doesn't have any family.

Then I can go find a starving artist whom I think is sweet, and hope my money makes up for my many shortcomings.

Paul McCartney.

I don't know xD. The first person that pops in my head is my fiance :x. Does that count?

She will have to offer me a dowry of many hats.

I would remarry my wife of course. Ok sorry she was looking over my shoulder while i was typing that. I would probably marry the hottest deaf-mute woman i could find. Because after 3 years of marriage I have learned that I always say the wrong things. And women alway say way too much.

The genie because I'll drag him down into the trap he was trying to set for me.
Ooh and maybe I could get more wishes.

That's only going to get you a lot of gold digging boys who don't really give a damn. And we all have shortcomings, but that's what makes us attractive. You don't need money to try and hide them. There's most likely someone out there who'll find what you hate loveable.

Also, I'm pretty sure not every guy on DD is poor. After all, they can afford internet and the materials to make comics. Personally, I'm not doing too bad. Not mega rich, but I'm doing okay.

blech... no marriage prospects here. In fact, I'm a bit too old for that now.

Stephen Fry.

The main character in my comic; Searsha. That would be hell on earth.

I'd just take the magical divorce and a well invested portfolio that gives a very comfortable fund to live off of and then start the search.

The perfect spouse is not a wish away, it takes a little work and I like the thrill of the chase (just so long as I'm independently wealthy. Dating is expensive.

No woman could offer me the hats i need and want, therefore I'll have to marry a female version of myself.

It's a mixed blessing

Hmm, I'd get the genie to make me a woman, then marry me to Bill Gates AND then I'd get a divorce and walk away with half of the world's richest man fortune.

*evil laugh*

Or I'd just... make him "disappear" and keep ALL the money for myself.

*evilER laugh*

seriously though, there is one person out there, but it's too early to talk about marriage

Also, magical divorce? Is the genie's name Mephisto by any chance? :P

Skoolmunkee.


^pic related^

I will stop at nothing until she is mine.

I have some kind of complex when it comes to marriage, I think. I've said repeated throughout my life that I'd rather go to prison. But if my first wish could be that I could make my spouse disappear, then I might bite.

To hell with it- I'll go with Vincent Denofrio. No, really. I would.

But I want to keep the top of my head.



I called him first!

I'd marry Skullbie since we already pretend-proposed in another thread.

I'd marry Hawk because he already said 'I do' and I'm a gold-digger

fuck you, she's mine! we actually secretly eloped in las vegas in a wedding where i dressed like elvis and she was Dr. Frankenfurter.you cant break that bond...im sorry to have to be the one to break this news to you,Hawk.

Skoolmunkee and i were already married before.
so =P

i wanna marry natalie portman. ^_^

His eyebrows really bother me. Imagine how forestlike they are before they've been waxed.


We have? I guess I get around... Also, what the helllll is that video from?

Man I missed out on a lot of marriage stuff going on here at DD. I should pay closer attention. At the rate skool apparently gets around, I could have ended up married to her without knowing it. And I'm not into abusive relationships.

In seriousness though, I think I'd tell him to just put her in the same room as me with a bunch of other people and let me figure it out myself. Why take all the fun out of things?

All the girls I know are complete sl*ts.

So I've decided. My left foot. XD

I'm 16 anyway. I'll think about someone (not attached to my body) when I'm older.

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EDIT: I've removed the confusing bits simply because I can't be bothered to edit or explain them. Sorry skullbie for typing it up badly and making you misinterpret.

Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting...

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

I'm too young for marriage!

I'd sex up quite a few celebrities.
Definition of Sex up:
-Locked in my basement.
-Locked in my closet.
-Locked in my car trunk.

Choose your poison.

lol