I was introduced to DrunkDuck by a fellow comic buddy of mine, and I liked this site a lot more than some other comic places I tried out. Much more user-friendly, I think.

Anyways, I'm here. I'm even wearing a tie for the occasion. I like to feel professional.

Hello DrLuck and welcome to DrDuck, I hope you are well.

Recently, we seem to have had some confusion over the gender, or lack thereof, of new users, so to make things absolutely clear, here's the difference between male and female for those who may be in doubt:

I'm not sure which camp you fall into DrLuck; you may not consider yourself to be camp at all, but I do hope this has helped to ease your passage somewhat.

I don't really consider myself a camp at all, being I really hate camping. I prefer the term, "social nerd gathering." Despite this, I do enjoy "campy" things. Just not camping itself.

However, to clarify on my gender as you shown with those insects, I'm going to say that I am a female bug, as in my back thingamabobbers are not curved, but straight.

Hey! Same here, I just liked the feel of DD better than other comc sites, so...here I am. Anyway, welcome!!

welcome, Would you like a Cold Hot Cola as you compare thorax pincers?

Welcome to the Duck DrLuck, I hope you find yourself at home here! What happens if you don't have any pincers or a thorax?

Argh, I freakin' HATE earwigs. Blargh!

But um, welcome DrLuck! Nice tie.

User-friendly, that's all I am to you, isn't it? Where was your user-friendlyness while you were breaking my heart? Yeah, I know about you and the Millers donkey. The equine bastard called me last night and told me everything in a fit of guilt, so I went round there and put some bullets in his brain.

You're next, home wrecker.

awww, come here for a hug

I'm new here too! we can be new together! yay!

Only if you can catch me!