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Dec 20,`08 9:26pm | Quote |

What are some good guy Christmas movies to watch this holiday season? I've watched Die Hard 1 and 2, Lethal weapon and National Lampoons Christmas vacation. But I wants me some more. Any ideas?

 
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Dec 20,`08 11:52pm | Quote |

PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES. Probably more of a Thanksgiving movie, but still awesome.

Also:
SCROOGED was good
BAD SANTA wasn't bad
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS was good
A CHRISTMAS CAROL with Patrick Stewart was really good too

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Dec 20,`08 11:55pm | Quote |

Bad Santa?

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Dec 20,`08 11:59pm | Quote |

Whoah. Sorry. No You'll be wanting this one.

The Santa movie for all to see!

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Dec 21,`08 12:05am | Quote |

Haha! I remember when MST3K made fun of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". Classic. Get that episode of MST3K if you can.



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Dec 21,`08 1:21am | Quote |

Jesus Christ: Super Star.

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Dec 21,`08 1:28pm | Quote |

Fargo. It's not really a Christmas movie, but it's got snow! And Steve Buscemi!

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Dec 23,`08 9:32pm | Quote |

Those are all good movies. I just wish there was some god awful movie like a Die Hard but with Santa. Where he has to stop a group of terrorist that took over the north pole all on Christmas eve and still deliver his presents. Just think how delightfully bad this movie would be. I would love it! Santa with a machine gun killing and shit for an 1hr and half.

 
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Dec 23,`08 10:07pm | Quote |

Die Hard, Gremlins, Christmas Story, A Wish For Wings That Work, Silent Night/Deadly Night, Santa's Slay.

 
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Dec 23,`08 11:22pm | Quote |

"Custard Trout" Said:
Jesus Christ: Super Star.
That's Easter doofus!

 
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Dec 24,`08 7:14am | Quote |

Damn you, Ozone, beating me to the correction!

Anyway, I have a question: what constitutes a "guy christmas movie"? Logic would dictate that it is the opposite of a "girl christmas movie". So what is a "girl christmas movie"? For that matter, how do movies have genders? And aren't most christmas movies family movies? (except, of course, for a certain few) So, wouldn't that make most Christmas movies appropriate for everyone?

I'm sorry, I'm just so confused about what your looking for. Please clarify.


 
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Dec 24,`08 8:35am | Quote |

if your going to watch one movie this holiday season , make it ZARDOZ !
if yor'er guna watch 2 maybe watch that one with the giant igwanas and the cave man chicks that have big boobs

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if yor'er guna watch 2 maybe watch that one with the giant igwanas and the cave man chicks that have big boobs

Giant iguanas and big boobs? Tell me about these boobs.

 
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"lothar" Said:

if yor'er guna watch 2 maybe watch that one with the giant igwanas and the cave man chicks that have big boobs

Giant iguanas and big boobs? Tell me about these boobs.


I can tell you that they happen to go very well with giant iguanas.

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Dec 25,`08 3:33pm | Quote |

"machinehead" Said:

Those are all good movies. I just wish there was some god awful movie like a Die Hard but with Santa. Where he has to stop a group of terrorist that took over the north pole all on Christmas eve and still deliver his presents. Just think how delightfully bad this movie would be. I would love it! Santa with a machine gun killing and shit for an 1hr and half.




Ok. I admit. It's a fake. It's from the movie Scrooged with Bill Murray. Funny stuff. Recommend it.

I also have few more suggestions.

Nightmare before Christmas. Halloween spirits take over Christmas. What more do you need?

Gremlins. Just remembered that it happens during Christmas... so that counts.

Finally, this is not a guy movie but I felt compelled to mention it. Joyeux Noël or Merry Christmas. It's a french movie spoken in English, French and German so you better find a subtitled one. It's based on true story that happens in the First World War during the trench warfare, one of the bloodiest conflicts in human history. Anyways, three sides(France, Scotland and Germany(France and Scotland were allies)) were in a middle of standstill during Christmas. Series of events caused the sides to agree on temporary cease fire during Christmas eve. Enemy soldiers traded gifts, shared drinks and played poker and football0. Eventually, when Christmas passed, the soldiers were confused how they could get back to war after sharing such close times together. I know you're looking for manly man stuff but it's a really good movie, says I, even though the kill count is low compared to a war movie.

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