I am 6497315. A boring name, for a not so boring guy.
... Ok, I lied. I am really boring. I am the guy in school that people want to hang out with, but I just want to sit and think or draw. People tend to leave me alone, which is exactly what I want.

However, on the internet, I am slightly different. Text makes me sound less boring. Especially when I use tons of exclamation marks and CAPS LOCKS!!!!


Anyways, I am starting up a comic called "In Search of Charlie Noble." It's a sci fi comic, if you like that kind of thing. It is still in the concept stage, but I have a really nifty title page I did today. Go see it! I made that planet all by myself, and I have only been using photoshop for two days (Not meaning to brag...) I think you will like the story. Alot of monsters and aliens. Maybe a sexy chick or a hunky man (Not gay), but probably not any sex... well maybe a little... very little... probably less than a smooch.


Anyways, what else... uh... tidbits on myself:

I am "legal"
I am illustrating a children's book.
I can put my legs behind my head
I have some gull bladder issues
I saw a UFO once (Not joking)
I saw a ghost once (Also not joking)
A neighbor got possessed by said ghost (STILL not joking)
All my pets die in horrible horrible ways
I dont like the movie Eragon or Happy Feet (I kill you if you enjoyed them)
I Once got stabbed


And there you have it. Me in a nutshell. If you want to ask questions about something, please feel free to do so.

Question 1) Is your name Custard Trout?

Question 2) Why can't I see your comic?

Question 3) Sorry to hear about your gull's bladder issues: do you think he'll go the way of your other pets?

1 my name is not custard trout. Never had the skill of animating comics like he.

2: I dont know. Maybe it is too awesome for lesser folks to see. Not saying you are lesser folk.

3: I sure as hell hope not!

All I'm getting is an X, but if this is an 'emporer's new clothes' type scenario, I can honestly say that this is the best thing ever to happen to comics. I'm going to tell all my friends about it and if they can't see it either, they're no friends of mine.


Delighted to make your acquaintance by the way A-Bunch-Of-Numbers.

Hi there!
I feel your pain on the pets thing - all four of my fish died tragically =[
Anyway welcome to the Duck - I'm going to have to go into hiding since I liked Happy Feet (can't help it - it was ADORABLE) - but maybe I can have a free no-death pass since I hated Eragon?

Welcome, would you Like A Cold Hot Cola?

Welcome! Things are as fun as ever here, Mr. Numbers (I have no head for numbers, so words and letters it'll have to be). Glad to have you among us.

Yes, mr. Numbers is fine.

Also, I liked eregon more than happy feet.... But I guess I'll let it slide... at least until I get the gun.

Is it me?

Am I the only one who can't see it?

Hi, 6490210! Welcome to DrunkDuck! Have fun making comics here, and Happy Feet is the greatest movie ever made! I should know; it was partly my idea! Oops! Uhhhh...Custard Trout said it!

(Renga flees the forum.)

You are not alone, my dear Scarfie! The page is just an x for me as well.

Nope. I just checked. No page whatsoever. I don't even get this wonderful red X everyone's talking about.

Aw...

Well, try it again, ladies and gents.

Just saved it as a JPEG, so it should work now, I hope.

Welcome to the Duck Numbers Man! Love your planet!
Now was this ghost who possessed your neighbor possibly really an alien from the UFO you saw, then could it be possible that he snuck in before he possessed your neighbor and kill all of your pets in horrible ways then stab you? Then after he possessed your neighbor he made a few phone calls and helped to produce Eragon and Happy Feet?
Just a quick conspiracy theory for you...

That makes so much sense, that it gave me gas.

The number that I dail says its disconnected, what do I do? D=

Oh, you dont call us. We call you.
Muahahaha!

Conspiracy theories usually do give people gas....

Uh, yeah, Scarf, I agree.. hmmmm.

Anyway, welcome, I guess? Oh and drink the cola.. SO GOOD.

We're all different on the internet.

It changes you, man...

You cant see it either?! Oh the inhumanity!

(Renga immediately returns to this thread.)

AAAAH!!!! NO, 6497315!!!! DON'T DRINK THE COLA!!!!

AGHAMMER, ARE YOU MAD (or should I say MADDER (THAN ME))?!!!! I've just figured out that 6497315 is actually a time-traveling DD user from the future! And if 6497315--who is not member 64,321, but really member 6,497,315--drinks it, not only will he die, but his death will cause a rift in the space-time continuum, which will ANNIHILATE THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Or at least somehow cause DrunkDuck to never exist. Either way, it ain't pretty!

happy feet sucked, it started out as another run-of-the-mill kiddie cartoon but became way too absurd and socially conscious at the end. it was also wildly inappropriate (note: the part of the movie where the boy and girl penguin flip flop through various sexual positions)

anyway, welcome!

Not only that, if I touch anything from DrunkDuck that is from this time frame, it will explode into anti-matter and annihilate the planet! good thing it is all on the computer, so I cant really touch it. :D

Man,that would be AWESOME Renga!! I mean, OH NOOOOO