Hey to you here at Drunk Duck! I'm new , Slightly and hope to meet fellow lovers of Web comics!

Welcome, Would You like a Cold Hot Cola?

as you look around for new friens, remember that everyone loves the Cold Hot Cola

What?! No, we don't! Ironscarf died when he drank that stuff! Hello, Nakori! Welcome to DrunkDuck! Our resident curmudgeon Custard Trout isn't here at the moment, so feel free to lose your inhibitions while you still can! Hee-hee! I'm not wearing any pants! Have fun making comics here, Nakori, and enjoy the weather!

Grettings to you Nakori; I see you've met our gracious host Dark Clown. He is generous to a fault so I do hope you'll accept his delicious cola. Since drinking it, I now have quite a spring in my step!

Sadly, it's my solemn duty to warn you of a grave danger in our midst. An illegal rave has been organised on this forum and at any time, we may be invaded by the 'in crowd'.
Are you in with the in crowd?
Do you go where the in crowd go?
I'm not in with the in crowd.
I don't know what the in crowd know.

How will you know them? They speak in tongues, like this: lol XD :3
I hope you'll have a wonderful time here. You'll be greeted by our terrific plain english speaking regulars soon, but watch out for the one they call:

Rengaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

Edit: damn you Renga! You got me this time........

Welcome Welcome, I see the start of a beautiful life in the world of drunk foul.

As Iron Skarf pointed out he dose have a fine sping in his step....We just wish we could find where he left his feet....


Anyway enjoy, The others will show themselfs eventualy.

Renga, put your pants back on, you're scaring people.

Sorry you had to see that, Nakori. Since Custard Trout's not around to keep Renga in line, he's been such a handful.

No, Renga! What have I told you about playing with fire? I said NO! Don't make me get the spray bottle and spritz you like a bad kitty.

Hi Nakori, and welcome to Drunk Duck!

It's too late Amanda: Renga and his party planning Core Four are overloading the
Trout Mask's BITTER BROTH GENERATOR!
No wait...it's an internal malfunction: an anomolous quote has been detected in the SECONDARY QUOTE DRIVE!

FATAL ERROR: ANOMALOUS QUOTE DETECTED..ANOMALOUS QUOTE DETECTED...


Happy, plinky music? This can only mean one thing: It must be.......

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

I told ya it was pretty scarey!

It nearly melted my internets.

Welcome! Gosh, this forum is starting to feel like a wild, untamed frontier! Okay, let's try to keep the image spamming to a bare minimum, please? And Renga, where are your pants?! Aren't you listening to Amanda at all?

Sorry, Nakori, it seems we're in need of a little discipline. Don't worry; if Amanda and I both get our spray bottles, we ought to have this mess under control in no time!

Welcome Nakori, hope you enjoy everthing that is the Drunk Duck.

BTW what does XD and :3 mean? I guess I have never really been in the in crowd...

We'll find out, whatever it takes. We'll search every misprint and missing key.

Now you mention it, what does BTW mean?

XD is a smiley - like =] Only XD like a maniacal grin or laugh - hmm, my avatar is a pretty good example of XD

BTW = by the way

It's like you're thinking 'hurry up and take the picture willya, I can't hold it much longer!'
For some reason, every time I see it I have to tilt my head way to the left!XD

I'll say it was; it scared the pants back on me! O_O

its kinda like a manical crosseyed grin then huh? Makes sense I guess, so would :3 be a beady eyed puffy cheaked monkey grin then?

HA HA... WOW... BIG TROUTTTTTT....

oh, and welcome to the duck!!!

thank you for the cola and for the very interesting welcome *sips it* mmmmm any one want a cookie?

You necro'd your own thread a year after you started it? Bad timing, sunshine.

What the hell happened here anyway? Why do you guys have all the fun when I'm not around?

Ah... those were the days my friend:

By the way, that picture is so fucking avatar'd.

Heh, your absence drove me to paint! (does Gimp count as painting?)

I am honoured. %)

>< i know, I had no access to a computer for that time frame, i was grounded.

Wow - you must've come home reeeeeally late or reeeeeeeally drunk!