I've been on this site for a while but never really actually did anything due to the fact I had limit access to the inter-webbing :p

So basically I got 1 comic and loads of artwork. Basically it really all started out as a a school project but turn to be something interesting.
So naturally I came here. Stupied school doesn't appreciate comics

Hello Drunkduck community.

My Name is Marcus, I'm Australian, I love comics and many other things but I'll bottle that up for now.

*wink*

Um, heaven hi?
I figure I should be your opposite since we signed up the same day ^.^ It also makes us both really awesome - so awesome, in fact, that there could potentially be a catastrophic awesome imbalance.
So welcome, Marcus!

Gooday darko4ever. At this point I would usually begin to develop some mildly eccentric theme which could then be further extended and juxtaposed with other posts later in the thread.

Unfortunately, Amanda just walked by and my train of thought has left the station.

Next train aint due 'til high noon. Gonna be a long night. Yessir, sure is gonna be a long night.

Dum de dum de dah.........

*insert moody film noir squence with a cigar and very strong lighting from a broken lamp*

I enjoyed the replies thankz
*Hugs all around*

"Juxtaposed" I love it when you talk science

You seriosly got to teach me some of those words, I want to review some of these comics here. Guess I just have to do it the hard way, read alot of books and learn how to write.

There'll be many more replies to come, but beware: dark thoughts are whispered along this thread, as though it were held taught between two cola cans - one icy cold, the other emitting an intense heat.



No time for all that school type stuff - there's comics to be made! Nice line and tone style - something to read while ahm a waitin fer that train. Sure is quiet tonight. Real purty moon too. Yessir, sure is quiet with a real purty moon.

Dum dah dum de dah de dum da da........

Why bother waiting for the train? You know I'm just going to walk by again, thus sabatoging your carefully laid plans to get on the train. It's my destiny.

oh wow....so...true story, the town i went to high school in (the one featured in the first 2 chapters of my comic....shameless plug)....the was ACTUALLY a city ordinace passed by this one f***tard that required ALL city employess to answer the phone "heaven-o" because "hello" included the word "hell" and it could be deemed offensive. that shit even made national news that's how asinine it is!

Welcome to the madness of the duck... be careful, not everyone is as friendly as Amanda.. some bite!

json, what the hell (oops

I've enjoy the train trip, Sometimes I can spend hours on a train just doddling people.

Madness of the Duck, I feel like I'm home.

There are demons in my hair. They whisper useless secrets in the dead of afternoon.

That's what Custard Trout might say if had he posted here. Oh well, welcome to DrunkDuck, darko4ever. Have fun making comics here, and enjoy the weather that's not being controlled by my weather machine, which still isn't working at the moment.

Lot of things not working here at the moment
*Cries at void where the thumbnail for his comic should be*

My English teacher believes I see demons... I believe he is a demon.

Are yer slingin' mud at the whole dang town json, or mebbe's yer taggin' the walls with yer spraycan? - yup' ah seen yer showin' off yer misdemeaners, an' ah aint jus' talkin' 'bout them thar white dreads!



Dangit! Next train aint 'til nightfall. Gonna be a long day. Yesiree, sure is gonna be a long day.

Dum dum de do dah.........

Hi darko4eve, and welcome to the duck!

Welcome! Well, here, have a complimentary fruit basket. We've got apples, oranges, pineapples, peaches, plums, and a tomato. Enjoy!

And should you ever need help, be sure to check out our two lovely help sub-forums. Reading some of the stickied threads there will provide you with insight should you need it.

But you seem like a smart lad, so I'm sure you'll muddle through.

Hello er I mean Heaven-o..... welcome to the Duck Darko4ever!

I've noticed that little bit of hell in our greetings aswell.

True, but nobody's seen him for days.

I really didn't see the problem till recently, Hell... I sort of was trying to play around with the word Hello but ended up breaking the fabrics of time and space and created a demon word that has foul butt raping monkeys coming out of it's pointy ears and snarling snout with horns as big as my Di__.
*Takes a bite out of complementary apple*
__ck. That comes to your bedroom at night and steals your pillow and your socks and laughs at you as you wake up and wonder "where is my pillow* and as you try the focus it flies away into the night with one of your socks using it's big coal powered wings.

humm. We are sorry, We never gave you our warm Death rendering Welcome.

*ahem*

Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

HEATHEN.

Peace, Peace.

Chill no need for... *squints* Heathen... where have I heard that before?...

The less she says, the more she says!

I need to enrol in St.Ninny's.

The More I say the less I understand,

I now know where it is from, Silent Hill. I love that game... LOVE IT. Such good music and the whole style.

*is currently playing Silent Hill:Origins*

I wonder if I'll go to Heaven-o Or Hell-low?

*I stand in cosmic reflection*

[witty comment relating to Heaven-o and Hell-low which nobody will pay attention to because I'll leave DD for a couple days again to contemplate my dead-end life, then return and find that nobody cares and I will continue to go through this cycle for years until I finally die alone wondering where my favorite childhood toy went]

so i herd u liek existentialism?

So that's what you were doing. We were all expecting fresh moose.

That was witty

I broke my childhood toy, I was almost tempted to buy it again like 10 years later (being only a young adult) but I realize you need to move on then you can leave the world accomplishing a lot more then you would if you stayed in the past playing with your childhood friends and memories.

Plus when your older you get to have sex, which is fucking awesome and kills so much time.

AND then you start making comics.... hell yeah! Ha ha, wait a minute... no, maybe not..

I find it harder to draw comic when in a realtionship, Girls get jealous of girls I draw, then they think the characters in love with the girl represent myself.

It all sums up to no sex...

Make a graph the more you make comics the less sex you get.

I dunno bout that... just don't let her see the girls you draw. Or tell her they are all based on her. Imitation is the highest form of flattery

Heavev-o!