Hello there, potential webcomic reader! I'd like to tell you a story about a man. A man who was also a wolf. And a Saiyan. And a Demon/Dragon/God. The story is called Christian Humber Reloaded, and it is HORRIBLE.

The mere glimpse of this sacred text can render one's brain into jelly. Just TRY reading this story. I DARE you, sir.

CHRISTIAN HUMBER RELOADED : The Original Fanfic

Seeing this horrifying mishmash of video games, anime, and adolescent power fantasy for the comedy goldmine it was, I set out to create a webcomic version of it. Logic and story length be damned! I may have gone completely mad, but who benefits? YOU DO!

CHRISTIAN HUMBER RELOADED : THE COMIC

So check out my comic version of Christian Humber Reloaded! The art was (and still is, but less so) pretty horrid near the beginning, but it somehow fits the mood of this literary biohazard.

-SEPTEMBER PLUG

I guess? Is that how it works?

I'm finally nearing the end of this current chapter of Bionicles and Sword-Forging. Coming soon! The death of a million robot spiders, and then a Final Fantasy character shows up for no reason!

October plug for the worst story ever!

Man, a mention on SomethingAwful has risen my pageviews enough to get into the Front Page top ten... I'm astounded. There are no words.

This comic is awesome! Its so badly written its good!!

And the natural order is restored, and I'm back to obscurity! This is the December plug. Leave a comment and your wildest dream will come true!

Despite my feelings of guilt at enjoying this so much, the super sayin worlf hair and the OSMIUM are just the best. It's epic.

yes yes. Yes. YES, YES!!

I could not possibly articulate my joy at this comic.

Here's the January plug, although it's a bit early...

I am this close to this comic being Bionicle-Free, I swear.

I'm reinforcing the plug for CHR. If you have any relationship to the world of fanfiction (be it love or hate), you'll get a major kick out of it!

I forgot to plug this comic in February, so I shall plug with TWICE THE MIGHT!

CHRISTIAN HUMBER RELOADED! A SUPER SAIYAN/WOLF/MAN JUST FORMED HIS ARM INTO A GOLDEN REVOLVER AND SHOT A BLACK HOLE OUT OF IT, FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SUCKING UP SOME BIONICLE SPIDERS! He is also currently friends with Sonic the Hedgehog and the guy from that crappy Final Fantasy anime, whom he stole the gun from. This is after going back in time to kill Hitler for a bounty, which was spent on a sword. And I'm not even at the stupid part yet.

And this was written by a deeply messed-up high school kid who legitimately thought it was damned cool and super-serious. And I made a comic of it.

Here's the post for May. Christian Humber Reloaded! Horrible! Hilarious! Mind-melting!

Now with evil twin action! Things are about to get HARDCORE, man!

I've got to say that this is the most awesome comic evar

no lie

Okay, i'm bumping this because seriously, more people need to read this comic, please. I promise it'll be funny, it's pure gold i swear i'm not being sarcastic i genuinely think this is an amazing comic

June topic bump!

This comic has SKIN being PULLED off of FACES! A Super Sayin Worlf! Guns that shoot summons! The Shikon jewel! It's dumb as hell!

July Bump!

It's guest comic month for Christian Humber Reloaded! Come and see good art for once!

DO IT. DO IT.