Well, like most other people here I'm new.
If you want to know about me you can read my profile description.
But that's just a lot of gibberish (which surprisingly actually gives an insight to my personality).
Really I'm a monolingual irish school student who has too much free time and a brain that wont turn off, which tends to annoy people. I do lots of things and one of which is obviously making and reading webcomics and (though mine isn't up yet) among other things that will be revealed when necessary.
And so in closing I give you the universal phrase for good bye:
'Who put this stairs here?'

PS What a nice forum, it even thanks me for posting, but apparently not editing.

Welcome.
Enjoy your time here, and ignore the conflict between Renga and Custard that will soon happen in this thread. As it happens in every thread. ;_ ;

Not true! Custy started it! He kept hitting me!

Hi, SuperBiasedMan! Welcome to DrunkDuck! I'm Renga Studio! And lemme assure you that you're nowhere near as annoying as I am; just ask my good friend (and I use that term very loosely) Custy! Have fun making and reading comics on this fabulous webcomics community, and enjoy the weather!

Also, in b4 Custy! Hi-ho, weather machine! Awaaaaay!

(The "cavalry charge" finale of Gioacchino Rossini's William Tell Overture plays in the background as Renga uses his weather machine to cause a strong wind to blow himself and the machine out of this thread!)

TRANSFROMER AND ROLL OUT!!!

Welcome, would you like a Cold Hot Cola?

What an interesting name you've got!

Anyway welcome to the website of the intoxicated fowl :0

No matter what people say, don't drink the cola!

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone. Hopefully my comic will get a similar friendly response when I put it up. :D



Hmmmm. Interesting, surely that itself is a paradox making the offer in fact invalid meaning you don't want to give me cola which I find most un-hostly and oh no I've done it again I've gone into tiny letters. I'll stop now.



Yeah it's the title name of my comic. I came up with it when we had to do a tabloid report for english class and one of mt friends said to make it tabloid-y we had to be 'super biased' and then my brain kicked in...


That's what I get told in macDonalds too.

Oh, hello.

Also blah blah Renga blah blah moron blah blah.

Welcome! Yes, we do have a lovely forum, it's just the people here that clutter it up. Oh but not you! No, no, you are probably going to be a nice addition to this delightful forum. Or you might die a horrible, horrible death if you make a wrong move.

Quick age test:

You find yourself in a dark room. There is a wumpus here.

>

I hope I don't make any wrong moves, I'm already due about twenty horrible deaths...

Hmm, a wumpus? I guess I'd wun to another woom.

(read that out loud if you don't get it)

Hi, SBM - welcome to Drunk Duck: The Theme Park! You can enjoy many of the fun rides here, one of my favorites being A Roller Coaster of the Dice - if you don't mind heights, of course.

Welcome to DrunkDuck! We're all really friendly here, so I'm sure that once you're comic gets up, you will get a very nice welcome!
And yes, we are all crazy. You'll learn to like it.