I haven't! What's wrong with me? I've been hosting my comic on DD for two years now and I've never visited the forums?
It must be because I'm an anti-social b****.
That's me, annoying, grouchy, liberal and inconceivable cute.
Bow before my beauty and ADD. that's right, bow.

No, fuck off.

P.S. Hello.

P.P.S. Because people take me too seriously: I'm joking, don't fuck off.

... Its becuase you don't like us, isn't it? ;_;

It must be.


I AM SAD.

No, f*** off.

P.S. Hello.

P.P.S. Because people take me too seriously: I'm joking, don't f*** off.

Forgive my unoriginality, but I'm all out of f****** weather machine-related material right now. I hope you don't mind me copying and pasting your words, Custard, do you? Thanks! Anyway, welcome to DrunkDuck, Scardy! (R**** bows down before her.) My name is R**** S*****, and I love antisocial b******! I'm not grouchy (though I'm getting there), very liberal, or inconceivably cute (In fact, I'm downright fugly!), but I am annoying! And if you ever need someone to tolerate your s***, I'm your Internet p****! Have fun on DD, and see you soon in T** D*****!

Okay, I don't really talk or act like that; I was just trying to make you feel at home.

I can't really use my normal tagline of "Welcome!" can I? Not when you've been here longer than I have!

Oh well. Glad you decided to join us in the forums. And don't worry, we're all a bit anti-social; why do you think we continually post in these forums.

Welcome little one. Woul You Like a Cold Hot Cola while you wonder around the endless sillyness that is the Forums?

ADD? Oooooo, sexy, but no!

And yeah welcome.
~Brad

Yay for ADD people! Welcome to the forums. Shiney! BRB ... Eh... what was i doing?

*tries to imagine the level of cute-itude* It's inconceivable! *head as-plode*

Also, hello!

Welcome to the duck, and cute avatar!