...Ahh...the layout here is kinda weird. XD It's making me a bit confused.

Anyways! HEEELLOO! I'm Minty. And I'm a mango. A typing, drawing, walking mango. Yes I am. I am also mildly poisonous.

*looks around the site*

Hey look, it's another fruit...! That is...minty. :D
We just got a new layout, so...yeah it's kinda confusing...

I've always maintained that mangos are quite talented - it's nice to have living proof. Welcome to the excitement - alas, I am not a fruit and cannot join in on your vitamin-c-enfused fun.

Don't worry! That isn't the layout you see! Its cake. Yes. Cake.

@crazyninny
Oh....cake.

BUT IS IT DELICIOUS CAKE?!

@Amanda
You are a not-fruit? ...But-butbut! I HEARD YOUR KIND EATS FRUITS! Is that true!!??

@Orange
Ahh...but oranges and mangoes are at constant war with each other.
BUT DON'T WORRY. We can have a Romeo and Juliet relationship. Minus the dying part.

Uh...k.
Who's Romeo, and who's Juliet?

Hi, mintyfreshmangoes! My name is Reh--ah, just read what it says on my avatar! I'd say "I has a weather machine" or something like that to you, but a certain someone just made off with it! (Renga glares at amanda.)

Wait! Did you just say you're a--?! You're not one of my genetically-altered, sentient fruit experiments, are you?

Welcome! It's okay, I like fruits. But not in an eating way, I mean! I like them as friends. Well, maybe I'll nibble a bit here and there, but I'd never eat an entire friend! What's a few bites between friends?

More importantly, who is going to be Mercutio?

... *volunteers self* A plague o' both your houses!

Welcome, mintyfreshmangos! I've always liked mangoes, but I didn't know they came with minty freshness. Are you a new and special kind of mango?

Well, given that I'm vegetarian, you're in more danger than, say, a person whose name is Meatus McBacon. However, you also gave the caveat that you're mildly poisonous, so I'm not likely to take any chances ^.^

We're having a Romeo and Juliet screenplay? I call Tybult!

Also, McWelcomes.

@Orange
I think we should all be Romeo. Like...everyone should just be Romeos. XD

@Cthulhu
Hmmm...I believe Romeo kills you though.

BUT YOU KILLED MERCUTIO!
I <3<3 MERCUTIO! *tackles you to the floor* YOU ...EVIL!!!

@amanda
*is a veterinarian too* XD
And yes. I will make your tongue swell up to the size of a balloon.

@Frostflowers
Oh, I see. HELLO MERCUTIO!
In a couple of seconds though, you'll be killed by Cthulhu. But nu sweat, Orange and me will avenge you. XD

@Renga Studio
...*gasp* PAPA! IT'S YOU! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK FOR ME! <3
You didn't mean to throw me in the trash did you? RIGHT? RIGHT??!!

@Steely Gaze
HEY HEY! I'm poisonous! STopstopstop... ....actually, this is kinda kinky. O__O
But it won't work out between us, you see. I'm a mango and you are a non-mango. It wasn't meant to be.



Thanks for the welcome you guys! XD <3<3