Just think hard. It doesn't even have to be all that great.
Like this--

No less than 5 minutes ago, I went outside to get some wood for the fire, since my hosue is heated by wonderful tiny wood burning stove. Now, with no doubt in my mind i could, I picked up a half of a chunk of wood by a bit of branch sticking out from it. Normall, this would be something very hard, and would require not only both ahnds, but arms to hold it too. I jsut grabbed it, opeend the door, and walked to the stove like it was nothing. My arm didn't hurt, and it was AMAMZING! I'm a skinny girl, with almsot no streanght so this was AWESOME!!!! :D

Srry, I'm really cheerful all of a sudden.

I made fun of the cats today.

Wait, I do that everyday...

I voted.
Haven't voted in four or five elections (it is compulsory to vote in the land of Oz).
We have a two-party system here so no matter who you vote for you get no change usually.
But this time the opposition has Peter Garrett from the anti-USMilitary, anti-coorporatisation band 'Midnight Oil' standing for environment minister so hopefully something good will happen if his team gets in.

I didn't get a warning from a mod or admin...

I baked magical choco chip cookies that vanished before I could even eat one. :O

Did you leave them alone for even a second?

Well they had to cool down of course or they'd be too soft.

Well, someone ate them, then.

:O Mystery solved.

Cookies disappear when eaten.

You can't eat your cookies and have them too. Holy shit I am so witty.

Something amazing. . . hmmmm. Oh yeah, I did some work. Actual, honest to god work.

Well, damn. I lost the bet.

I made this:



I am so great.

It's my standard Amazing Saturday Thing; I teach my 16 year old niece how to damage human DNA by application of wickedly loud guitar.

I made penis.

I still sit, tons above my normal weight, bloated and defeated by thanksgiving. I await death.

This morning, a Giant ball of fire filled the Sky and began to melt the ice on evey blade of grass all across the land, destroying the night cold dark. My eyes...opened. I got ready and I left for work.
The amazing thing about this is the billions on nano messages that are sent through the body just to open your eyes, get ready for work and then Drive to work.


Every movement, every thought, every object that found its place is the energy of the universe coarsing through existence...just to be a part of all of that and to witness that.


that is pretty fucking amazing.

I *amazing* spidamanned dat ho while YOOOOUUUU watched me.

I received a very warm and loving embrace from my wife, who told me she loved me before I left our apartment and drove off to work in the cold and windy rain. It will sustain me my whole 10 hour shift!

Well, after reading all this, I exploded.
And if that's not amazing, nothing is.

I was forced by my mother to help her put up Christmas Decorations.

I edited some of a speech for college. Me doing constructive college stuff is amazing.

I got up this morning and finally finished my Bio. AP project, it looks pretty awsome, XD.

I studied for for my finals. (Hey, I think it's pretty awesome.)

It was SO COOL (this actually happened a couple of days ago, but I'm gonna write about it anyway cuz it KICKED ASS). My college sent me a check by mistake, and I didn't feel like going to class. So I cashed the check and went to the strip club! I told the stripper that I was stealing the school's money to ditch class, and she thought it was awesome. Then I got to touch her ass, and she told me that I was pretty wild for a white guy.

Quite possibly one of the best days of my entire life. I was all out of it the next day ('cuz I got so drunk... USING THAT STUPID SCHOOL'S MONEY! Boo-yah), and daily life has been pretty disappointing since then.

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Knightball is here, at http://www.drunkduck.com/Knightball/. He's fighting criminals... with his knightball.

I saw that my comic jumped up 14 places in comic strip. I found that to be pretty amazing.

I survived my German Orals without messing up.

This is more about yesterday than today:

I got tied up in a domestic where the woman had to go to jail, a person released on a mental health hold that refused to leave the hospital, and a shooting...interesting day.

At least it was all just practicals and not real events. I'm not sure I could deal with that all in one real day because of paperwork and stress...

I saw one of those old 70's vans today. Interested the crap out of me.

I made an animation that was longer than the ones I usually make...I usually don't go further than 5 seconds cuz I usually get bored or give up.