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Sep 5,`07 6:11pm | Quote | ↓
I'm wondering whether anyone on DD has any good funny questions like this one

Lets say that the weatherman said that it be 0 degrees outside and the day after it will be twice as cold, how cold will it be the day after tommorrow?

And please don't try to tell me an answer or explaination
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells"FORE", takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron

if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
 
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Sep 5,`07 8:26pm | Quote | ↓
Haha, I like that one.

Here are some good ones I've gotten from another site:

-"Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"

-"Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?"

-"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"

-"Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?"

-"If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?"
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Would you kindly...
 
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Sep 5,`07 9:38pm | Quote | ↓
I sure do!

Or do I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
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Sep 5,`07 10:36pm | Quote | ↓
if you're in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light and then you turn your lights on will they do anything?
 
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Sep 5,`07 11:36pm | Quote | ↓
What is the speed of smell?
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Sep 6,`07 2:21am | Quote | ↓
Aren't all generalizations false?

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Sep 6,`07 8:59am | Quote | ↓
How much wood does a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
 
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Sep 6,`07 3:19pm | Quote | ↓
Why can't we smoke marijuana, but we can smoke tobaccoo?
 
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Sep 6,`07 3:44pm | Quote | ↓
"fern" Said:

I sure do!

Or do I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU'RE SUCH A RIOT, FERN!
Hmm...

Sound of one hand clapping?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Other than that, I got nothing.
 
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Sep 6,`07 5:30pm | Quote | ↓
If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 
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Sep 6,`07 5:38pm | Quote | ↓
"LIZARD_B1TE" Said:
If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I laughed hard enough to almost acknowledge your existence.
 
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Sep 6,`07 9:57pm | Quote | ↓
hahaha i like these lets keep them coming
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells"FORE", takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron

if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
 
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Sep 6,`07 10:05pm | Quote | ↓
Just who is LIZARD B1TE?
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
 
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Sep 6,`07 11:29pm | Quote | ↓
"Bekefel" Said:

Just who is LIZARD B1TE?


That is one of those questions...

Here are bunch of mine:

1. Why is the word "short" longer than the word "long"

2. Why does the word for the inability to pronounce "s" contain an "s"?
 
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Sep 7,`07 1:53am | Quote | ↓
"Mr Pink" Said:
If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
What's that Mr Pink?

This looks almost like it should go in the forum game section. ^_^

Here's a good question though: in his age of instant communications, why the **** do some bank transactions and cheques (US "check", STILL take up 4 or 5 "business days" to clear????
 
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Sep 7,`07 4:20pm | Quote | ↓
"Bekefel" Said:

Just who is LIZARD B1TE?
 
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Sep 7,`07 4:25pm | Quote | ↓
"ozoneocean" Said:

"Mr Pink" Said:
If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
What's that Mr Pink?


What? I never said anything!
 
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Sep 8,`07 5:52pm | Quote | ↓
I've just got one;
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
 
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Sep 12,`07 5:51pm | Quote | ↓
omg rolfcopter, i have genuinly laughed out loud(including this) twice today
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells"FORE", takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron

if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
 
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Sep 13,`07 12:56am | Quote | ↓
mother says that father always lies. father says that mother always tells the truth. who is the liar?

(I know, that one's older than time.)
 
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Sep 13,`07 11:51am | Quote | ↓
If you dug a hole straight down through the earth and kept on going until you came out the other end, who would be upside down?
 
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Sep 13,`07 12:04pm | Quote | ↓
Does a mime need to use a silencer to kill?

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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Sep 13,`07 4:48pm | Quote | ↓
If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?

 
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Sep 13,`07 5:37pm | Quote | ↓
"LIZARD_B1TE" Said:

If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?


If you are a forum poster that posts alot, yet still go unnoticed. Do you exist?

(The soap opera webcomic about nothing in particular.)
 
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Sep 13,`07 6:11pm | Quote | ↓
Why do all UPS delivery guys when delivering their packages seem to be starring in porn?
 
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Sep 14,`07 4:06pm | Quote | ↓
"Terminal" Said:

"LIZARD_B1TE" Said:

If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?


If you are a forum poster that posts alot, yet still go unnoticed. Do you exist?
 
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Sep 14,`07 5:25pm | Quote | ↓
"TheMidge28" Said:

How much wood does a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.
 
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Sep 14,`07 5:48pm | Quote | ↓
im loving this material
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells"FORE", takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron

if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
 
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Sep 16,`07 10:52am | Quote | ↓
heres another one
if the early bird gets the worm, what are the incentives for the worms to get up early?
Death?
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells"FORE", takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron

if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
 
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Sep 16,`07 11:17am | Quote | ↓
If an artist sings their own stuff for karaoke, is it still karaoke?
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Would you kindly...

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