I'm not sure if this constitutes as Fightsplosion...or just generic banter.

The Place: New York City.
The Time: It's 1983. 12:00 A.M....time for a street fight.

You're the leader of the roughest, toughest crew of dudes on the eastern seaboard. What would be your gang's name (in the vein of Cult classic film 'The Warriors', or really any cop Vs. gang movie of the 80's. Play any Double Dragon game to put yourself in the mindset if nothing comes to you immediately.) and motif. (baseball bats, funny hats, the color red, fighting with cooking utensils, etc.)

Go into more detail to describe individual members if you so like.

---Totally the Arcade Insanes. We just got done playin' Asteroids over at Lucky Louie's pizza, and we got a score to settle with some chumps on the river.

The Raptors.

Because we rip out peoples throats with our toenails.

The Awesomes.

We are Pirates trained By ninjas That were taught by Penguins with pizza.

We kill you with pie.

the Eggplant

The Pathetics.

The Blue Jack Russells.

No, wait... that's my hypothetical rock band name.

The Ouchies.

The Marshmellows.

WHY are we The Marshmellows? Well... Marshmellows are the best thing to ever happen. Like my gang. Which is the best thing to ever happen.

I'm the leader, Balloon Face. I don't have any balloons, I don't ever play with balloons... In fact, I don't even LIKE balloons. But that's why the call me that name. No one could ever guess it was me.

My side kick is the Rolling Pinata. He's almost like a pinata that came to life, and got really pissed at the children. How DARE they take his candy?! He has an amazing bat of justice.

Behind Rolling Pinata is BubbleGoo. You see, BubbleGoo is the result to bubble gum after being chewed up. He's a goo. And why is this amazing, do you ask? Well, BubbleGoo is what you stick under your desks. You throw him on the ground and stomp on him. To BubbleGoo, it's payback time. Assholes. He shall use his boot of fury.

The last is Tricyclies. We call him that because he's missing an arm. Why is he amazing? He's not. He's just there. Being Tricyclies. I guess that's why he's so amazing. He has a bow and arrow. But he can't necessarily USE it... So... He really doesn't have a bow and arrow. Well, he technically does, but he just can't use it. I guess he'll just kick you and stuff.

The rest of the gang is the Squiggle Squad. They don't mess around. I gave all of them Desert Eagles. Fully loaded. All the time.

You wanna mess around, PUNK?!

My gang is called "The Top Drawer". We don't take no shit from anybody, well, except from each other..

Leader: No one is exactly sure, but it has been rumored that an evil overlord of spam and faggotry may be to blame for the creation of this unholy alliance.


The Officers:
Lefarce - With his superior wit, and the ability to draw fags at a moments notice, he commands such members as Bekefel, and..... well, nevermind, just Bekefel. Note he also has a penchant for calling EVERYBODY fags, despite the fact he has a soft spot for them (see Bekefel).
Weapon - "The Mighty Sword Of Anti-faggotry (+2 to Arrogance)"

OzoneOcean - With possesion of God-like Admin powers, he alone has the ability to change someones identity, render them mute, or just change everything they say to L33T..
Weapon - A huge arsenal of dirty jokes/dirty lyrics, and the ability to make people cry by taking their posts out of context. also he is known to carry the "Superior Viking Helmet of Doom (+100 to Invulnerability)"

Terminal - Boasting the powers of Mod (whether he want them or not), he has the ability to harass Noobs at his whim, and is known to render them speechless from time to time.
Weapon - not much is known of his weapon other than the fact that it resembles a coke can and carries the (+5 to Post deletion) attribute.


The Sergeants:
Bekefel - Hailing from the U.K. this resident faggot is known to closely follow Captain Lefarce's every move. he also has proved adept in the art of shape shifting, and can be seen posing as a myriad of other gang members. He has recently been promoted from a private into a full fledged Sergeant, due to his unwaivering attempts to revive the TD.
Weapon - His only known weapon is to break the PQ box of anyone he sees fit. He also uses the shout ability, but only with the phrase "LEEEFFAAAAARRRCEEEEEEE!!!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Notlikelytocare - Not much is known about this local, other than the fact he occasionally uses too much punctuation.............. He is known to occasionally create Win, but mostly he derails Win threads into EPIC FAIL.
Weapon - has been known to carry a U.S. Army S.A.W. (+10 to Badass)

Unmentionables -

Vgman - Known to derail threads with useless banter and random crappy memes
Weapons - seemingly endless arsenal of horrible memes and L33T.

Sea_Cow - The single most feared person among us, with the ability to instantly kill any thread with his presence alone.
Weapon - The Ultimate Thread Killer (+1000 to Annoyance)

BRING IT!

Aww.. not one for me? I've been all over the TD recently.

The bunnies, Because We use Ninja swords and fly through the sky on a pirate ship.

The Burning Knuckles.

...

Anybody catch that King of Fighters reference? Anybody?

I left alot of people out, you'll get yours eventually.... I'm thinking about posting this in TD and "recruiting people"

i wanna be on this team.

I'm in "The Top Drawer".

The Neon Knights

The "Hey! Thats my Lawnmower!"s

International Pornography Mafia, try to leave, and you're screwed. C:

The Uterus Smashers.

Well ... ok, that's actually the name of my fantasy football team that I sort of got stuck with after a bad joke went awry then I ended up winning the league 8 years ago and then won it again and now have had the same team name ever since.

Mi cliqua's nombre es:

El Pollo Loco! Represent, represent, represent!

The Mushroom Pantheon.

We're not just a gang, we're a cult! Join now to get your own blood-red robe with a mushroom mark on the back.

"Them". With a reflexive cue of dread-inducing thunderclap and music out of nowhere.

EwwwwLike what kind of music? G-L-O-R-I-A? hehehe, that's the name of Van Morrison's old band :P

Wait - I've got it!

The Mighty Fighting Shush Bugs.

I was thinking more along the lines of 'Funky Town'

Theres too much faggotry in "The Top Drawer", I'm defecting to General Discussion.

I'm so sorry.

Unholy sea basses.
Motto: All your sea bass are belong to us.

After watching a movie we decided to dress like the Reaper and pay a visit to our grandparents at the geriatric ward.

The Poo-Poo Undies.

Misfitz. A gang of serial thread killers. Also, will slice and dice everybody who misspells my name as Fritz

The Shirellas

Garbed in sparkling 70s cocktail dresses, they wear matching Liza wigs and are done up in glamour shot make-up. With their penchant for musical theatre and thrift shops, they can be found in the darkest corners of the meanest alleys...their mark is the red fingernail, as they are quite vicious...and in a gang fight, will gouge the flesh of their enemies with their well-done manicures. My entire gang is male.

They call me Mama Red. I look after them, see to it that my gang has all they need.

Their territory ranges from areas of broadway to seedy community theatres.

The most notorious members of my gang are 'The Twins'. With their catty remarks and Asian descent, they practice the ancient art of purse-foo, and have caused many a death of K-mart shoppers. Other than the twins, there are less notorious. though equally deadly gang members. Tom Cruise, Patty O'Malley, Tef Lonna, and many more.

Boyz II Men...


*aside* what...they want gang names...oh...I thought they wanted band names...well...can't that be a gang name too?...no...what do you mean no?...it's already a band's name?...okay...fine

I would like to retract the name Boyz II Men.


my gangs name is N.W.A.

Hey, we should actually start gangs. Each gang can have a special signature pic, and if you want to join you just add it. Sound fun?