While reading the topic about people calling the wrong number, I started remembering some prank phone calls I had done in the past and some I had received. So post any prank phone calls you have done or received...

Some of mine (that I did):

Me: Hello
Restaurant: This is Thai Tango, how may I help you?
Me: Does your staff really tango?
Restaurant: 'Scuse me?
Me: Y'know the tango...the dance...
Restaurant: Sorry, sir. We do not know the tango.
Me: Well, you really should learn it.
Restaurant: Okay, sir. (laughing)
Me: I'm going to come down and teach you. It is very simple.


Mexican Restaurant: Hello, what would you like?
Me: SALSA!!!! I WANT SALSA!!! LOTS OF SALSA!!!
Mexican Restaurant: (scared for their lives) Ummm...Are you okay??!?
Me: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAA!
(They hang up)


I'll write more if people actually post some good ones.