This may seem stupid, but...

How does one QUICKLY create an archive page without having to type in all URLS by hand? Does DD have a shortcut for that that I am retarded and missing? I would be very greatful for anyone's help. Thanks!!

As far as I know, there is no quick method. This is something you should put in the ideas and suggestions forum because it's a good idea!

I do have a slightly simpler work around though...
Ok, this is what you do:
1. View the source code of your online DD comic page.
2. Scroll down to where it says "<SELECT NAME='p' " etc...
- All the numbers listed like this "VALUE='69'" are your comic pages
3. Just wirte your site adress down and add "/?p=" to the end of it, then copy and paste it as many times as you have pages.
4. Then just copy and paste all those numbers onto the end of the site adresses, and those are your page links.

Ok, here's your example:
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*Your code:
<SELECT NAME='p' STYLE='WIDTH:100%;' onChange="return jump(this);"><OPTION VALUE='103976' SELECTED>Achilles [chapter two] - Page 6 [NEW!]</OPTION><OPTION VALUE='103975' >Achilles [chapter two] - Page 5 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='103974' >Achilles [chapter two] - Page 4 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='47714' >Achilles [chapter two] - Page 3 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='41340' >Achilles [chapter two] - Page 2 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='41329' >Achilles [chapter two] - Page 1 </OPTION><OPTION STYLE="background:#cecece;" VALUE='41328' >   - Achilles [chapter two] - Cover </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38513' >Chapter One Art - My Mask </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38512' >Chapter One Art - Midnight Dance </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38511' >Chapter One Art - Bagoas Dance 2 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38510' >Chapter One Art - Bagoas Dance 1 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38509' >Chapter One Art - The Greatest Legend of all... </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38508' >Chapter One Art - Posing for the Artists </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38507' >Chapter One Art - Hephaistion Nude </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38506' >Chapter One Art - Alexander and Hephaistion </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='38505' >Chapter One Art - Bed Chamber Dancer </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='37169' >Chapter One - Page 26 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='37168' >Chapter One - Page 25 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='31075' >Chapter One - Page 24 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='31074' >Chapter One - Page 23 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='31068' >Chapter One - Page 22 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='31067' >Chapter One - Page 21 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='28686' >Chapter One - Page 20 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='19961' >Chapter One - Page 19 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='19874' >Chapter One - Page 18 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='15103' >Chapter One - Page 17 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='15102' >Chapter One - Page 16 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='15101' >Chapter One - Page 15 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='15100' >Chapter One - Page 14 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='10940' >Chapter One - Page 13 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='10939' >Chapter One - Page 12 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='10938' >Chapter One - Page 11 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='10937' >Chapter One - Page 10 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='10936' >Chapter One - Page 9 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='9038' >Chapter One - Page 8 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='9037' >Chapter One - Page 7 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='9002' >Chapter One - Page 6 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='9001' >Chapter One - Page 5 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='9000' >Chapter One - Page 4 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='8999' >Chapter One - Page 3 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='8998' >Chapter One - Page 2 </OPTION><OPTION VALUE='8990' >Chapter One - Page 1 </OPTION><OPTION STYLE="background:#cecece;" VALUE='8489' >   - Chapter One - Cover </OPTION></SELECT>

*Your adress is: http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/

*So I put in a generic link format with the query code added:
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=>Page</A>

*Now I copy and paste it a few times, and copy and paste in the listed numbers:
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=8489>Page</A>
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=8990>Page</A>
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=8998>Page</A>
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=9000>Page</A>
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=9001>Page</A>
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=9002>Page</A>
<A href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Alexandros/?p=9037>Page</A>

...Sorry, that's as simple as I can think up.