DA RULES of this forum:

No fighting.
No cussing.
No gunslinging.
No sex.
No drugs.
No alcohol.
No parking.
No swimming after 9pm.
No hitting below the belt.
NO RITUAL ANIMAL SLAUGHTER OF ANY KIND.
No sissy slap-fights.
No using the name of Chuck Norris in vain.
No feeding it after midnight.
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
No lycanthropy.
No explosives.
No chihuahuas without a permit.
No use of any of these words: B*M, B*TTY, W**-W**, P*X, KN*CKERS, KN*CKERS, SEMPRINI
No summoning of Lovecraftian monstrosities.
No snacks before bedtime.

Failure to uphold any of these rules will result in having a fully-armed tactical nuclear missile jammed up your nose.

What about the first rule? "You do not talk about Stickman and Cube"!

What about using Chuck Norris' name in pride?