Anyone have any ideas for Death Note: Abridged? I have a few things so far for the first episode:

Narrator: Hello, and welcome to Death Note: the abridged series. I know, I know, “Hey! There are already a lot of these!” Well, tough. I’m making one, so get over it. Why? Because Death Note’s just that damn good. So… here it is: “Death Note: The Abridged series”, brought to you by KidDivine and Kittygirl0116

*Theme music plays*

Shinigami One: Haha! Yahtzee!!
Shinigami two: Damn it! You always win!
Shinigami three: Hey, Ryuk! Wanna play with us?
Ryuk: Nah, I like Monopoly better.
Light: Only Linkin Park understands my pain… no one else knows how bad I’m hurting inside…
Teacher: Light, stop thinking about how emo you are and answer the damn question.
Light: You know what? Screw you, screw this class, and screw the damn Wright brothers! I’m out of here! See ya!
~Afterwards…~
Light: *sighs* Why is life so pointless and boring? I mean- *Death Note falls from sky and hits him on head* OWW! Hey, who hit me with this?! *Picks it up* Hmmm… “Death Note”? Sounds like my kind of book!
~Later~

... lol, that's all I have so far. XD So, anything I should add? Anything I should change or get rid of? Any ideas you have for me?

That's sounds pretty cool so far Where are you gonna put it up?

Possibly Youtube... I just hope I won't get flamed. D:

Don't make a girl have a boy voice? O.O

Make Misa have a deep man voice!