User: kaitia
loam is gettin a chihuaua(sp?)? but chiuahuas is only good for barking...just get like a golden retriever or sumthin....also you shoulda bought like a snorkel instead of a football. -Posted on Nov 01, 2009

User: TorinoUta		5
One single wire hanger and a pregnancy test. -Posted on Oct 30, 2009

User: tehwerr
finished now. rate later. -Posted on Oct 25, 2009

User: Tokoyoto		5
Actually, how -did- you color this? I kind of like it. -Posted on Oct 25, 2009

User: ProjectBlackManga		5
great comic! -Posted on Oct 24, 2009

User: mfc		5
-Posted on Oct 24, 2009

User: Zephyrion		5
-Posted on Oct 24, 2009

User: I Am The 1337 Master		5
insta fave. good one -Posted on Oct 24, 2009

User: mikemacdee
Thaaat's an image I didn't need in my head at all. -Posted on Oct 24, 2009

User: webcomics heh		5
You forgot the hot sauce... -Posted on Oct 14, 2009

User: Larry
It seems our loam has been busy. -Posted on Oct 04, 2009

User: lucas_irineu		5
Win. -Posted on Oct 02, 2009

User: WTHecksicle		5
-Posted on Sep 21, 2009

User: kaitia		5
oo loam did disappear i havent been here in a long time but in that time loam managed to become a ninja... -Posted on Sep 18, 2009

User: elektro
I think loam just plain up and disappeared. There has been no activity from her in a long time. Too bad: I liked this comic. -Posted on Sep 17, 2009

User: Larry
This comic was really good. Shame it seems to be gone now. -Posted on Sep 17, 2009

User: dontworrybehappy
congrats for winning the 2 categories you were nominated for!!!! -Posted on Sep 06, 2009

User: TBustah
How 'bout.... Condoms, a cattle prod, and some of that stuff you get out of dispensers to feed the animals at petting zoos. I dunno if you can even buy either one at most stores, maybe at IFA. -Posted on Sep 03, 2009

User: JustNoPoint
Hey, you won awards! Now you can come back and update again XD http://www.drunkduck.com/Drunk_Duck_Awards_2009/?p=606865 -Posted on Sep 03, 2009

User: elektro
We miss Vice and Virtue. -Posted on Aug 28, 2009

User: DOUK		5
I saw someone buy condoms, a pineapple, and a camera. This doesn't compare XD -Posted on Aug 26, 2009

User: justbehappydammit		5
Awesome. I ought to see if I can top that. -Posted on Aug 25, 2009

User: Soap		5
for even more fun, replace the box of condoms with a poster of Miley Cyrus! -Posted on Aug 19, 2009

User: AWCramer
lol... ew. -Posted on Aug 14, 2009

User: Renamon		5
love it -Posted on Aug 10, 2009

User: Dudewise
Ha! Nice choices, though I think it's the look on Loam's face coupled with those items that cinches the win. My best win in that game is with mayo and a plastic baseball bat. -Posted on Aug 10, 2009

User: Kgummy		5
...Retrieve WHAT, exactly? Also, not exactly fitting in, but I've heard of a similar type of thing that was pregnancy test and a single metal coathanger. Although if you add the condoms, then it'll fit. -Posted on Aug 06, 2009

User: Burnerblaze
WHENS.THE.NEXT.UPDATE!!!. -Posted on Aug 05, 2009

User: ProfessorF		5
You have to be careful. You never know where those footballs have been... -Posted on Aug 05, 2009

User: ProfessorF
You have to be careful. You never know where those footballs have been... -Posted on Aug 05, 2009

User: amanda		5
Congrats on your nominations! Here are some banners to show off: -Posted on Aug 04, 2009

User: sufer009		5
It is now my lot in life to defeat at this game. -Posted on Aug 03, 2009

User: Polkster
Can my character have your character's number? -Posted on Aug 02, 2009

User: jninjashadow		5
Condoms, toy gun caps, canola oil, roller skates, and a tube of Pillsbury crescents. -Posted on Aug 02, 2009

User: Hiurro		5
Condoms Soup Ladle BBQ sause 'nuff said -Posted on Jul 29, 2009

User: Mandingo		5
My wife and I picked up condoms, pregnancy test, and tampons. -Posted on Jul 28, 2009

User: Monstro		5
Petrolatum? -Posted on Jul 27, 2009

User: JeanSeishin		5
-Posted on Jul 25, 2009

User: patrickdevine		5
@Imperial: Well, ya gotta get it back out somehow. I'll just leave it at that. -Posted on Jul 24, 2009

User: Chameleon Kid		5
*snicker* XDD BTW, I think you did a smashing job on coloring traditionally. The colors came out very nicely. ^___^ -Posted on Jul 23, 2009

User: Gray Seraphim		5
nah she's probably thinking of recommending a good proctologist. Still, I think coloring this way every once in a while is a good change of pace. -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Imperial		5
what do you mean by retreiving purposes -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Cousac		5
ZOMG she's probably thinking "thats gonna hurt" I wasnt thinking but I grabbed a condom, bag of bird feed and beer :p -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: mmm bacon0		5
-Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: jgib99		5
Brilliant! -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: DJLink		5
rofl @ dragonrider -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: dragonrider		5
Two packages of condoms, a tube of warming KY, and a hickory handle for a large axe, look at all three smile and lick your lips in anticipation while waiting to be checked out at Wal-Mart. -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Torieku		5
-Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Streetknight		5
that's awesome lol -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: angelica_carlstedt		5
wahahaha xD that's so funny^^ lol i so have to challenge my boyfriend at this game ;P hmmm, what would i get? lol sooo many options! =3 -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Beraxillia		5
hers another messed up one: rope, cat nip, and comdoms -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Jabali		5
Yep! exactly what I thought. -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Burnerblaze		5
hahahahaha -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: SlideStudios		5
careful, he may follow you home. -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: starwolf1001		5
i once say someone buy a box of condoms, a very large and long cucumber, and a large jar of strawberry jelly =0 -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: The_Cuz		5
Ummm... -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Gillespie		5
Wow. Is this a test to see if we have dirty minds? I certainly do. The coloring is nice, but I thought the cashier was a guy, until I got a second look. LOL. I normally don't draw characters with such detail the way you do, but it really adds, um, character to your comics. Good job! -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: elektro		5
Wow...just wow. -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: oldguy85		5
Retrieving purposes? Well I used to know what they were for. I wasn't wondering at all. But now I am. What if I bought a package of condoms and two boxes of vaginal oral shields. Does that count? -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Annie2495		5
lol -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Tedmund		5
I LOL'D! -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Dark Pascual		5
Wow...just...wow... -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Dark Clown		5
good one loam. the shock and fear that register slave must of felt. brava -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Blood_Black_Angel		5
XD i had a friend once you got unshucked corn, ibprofen and condoms lmao -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: dontworrybehappy		5
o_O weird, it is probably a fun game!!! -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Tabitha		5
a hockey mask and a coleman lantern >;3 epic. -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Darius Drake		5
I understand the game, I just would have vague difficulty in putting the pieces together, and would have assumed that you bought lube and condoms for your pleasure, while the football, despite being on the same docket, is completely unrelated. Then again, I have never worked in Retail, so I wouldn't know how I would react to games like this. -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Lautaro		5
XD!! -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Mummymetaller		5
-Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: Adrian		5
LOOOL A lot of ideas must have gone through that poor man’s head when he saw the football and that lubricant…. nice -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: LeoDrake		5
What about a remote-controlled car and a roll of flypaper? -Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: drip		5
-Posted on Jul 22, 2009

User: stinger9		5
-Posted on Jul 22, 2009