Yeah, I know, Chastity's on hiatus and I start working here. Hey, I had a good idea and this strip is less color intensive than Chas. So there. :P

Just kidding.

Oh and for the record, there will be no mercy, as I was rejected by eHarmony. So fuck Dr. Neil Clark Warren and his website up the ass sideways with a spiked stainless steel dildo.

--Erin M.