| | User: Drei_Ultimate | | 1 | | This is obviously an anti-sprite comic people! Just stop posting. He hasn't updated in forever. -Posted on Nov 02, 2007 | | User: toadsworth262 | | | | is this an anti-sprite comic? -Posted on May 05, 2007 | | User: Darkmax | | 5 | -Posted on Oct 31, 2006 | | User: Not Logged In | | | even if this is a joke! THIS COMIC SUCKS or in a launguge you would understand
duuuuuuuhhhhrhrhrh.... tis comix i5 7he suxxor2 -Posted on Aug 08, 2006 | | User: Not Logged In | | | i concur!To both silversyntho and cybernet!
MAKE THE MADENESS STOP!!! -Posted on Aug 05, 2006 | | User: cybernet213 | | 1 | | Are you purposely making fun of us? Using 1337 talk and leaving leftover sprite body parts? STRAIGHTEN UP, MAN! THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A 3 YEAR OLD! -Posted on Aug 03, 2006 | | User: lefarce | | | | OKK! -Posted on Jul 29, 2006 | | User: cancanwily | | | | hay my acont gotst FROZEN FOR SOM RESON NOW THIHHIS IS MIE NEW ACONT KK??? -Posted on Jul 29, 2006 | | User: lefarce | | 5 | | This is pure Gold and can only be rivled by "ZOMG SPRITE COMIX ROFL". -Posted on Jul 27, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | | all you spriters...
why!? -Posted on Jul 15, 2006 | | User: Rich | | | Silver Syntho, I hate to say it, but I dont think he is going to listen to you. This is like the comic equivalent to an animutation, stupid, bizzare, and nonsensical.
Unfortunately, only a select few are going to get this kind of humor. To add grammar and logic and effort would destroy the hilarity of this. -Posted on Jun 29, 2006 | | User: Rich | | | | teh awsum comic get teh updayt dis summer? ytay! dat maik me teh happy! -Posted on Jun 29, 2006 | | User: SilverSyntho | | | You think you're so high and mighty, don't you?
Sitting in front of your computer, thinking, "I hate sprite comics. I think I'll make fun of them." And so you do.
I want you to know that I am in no way angry at you. On the contrary, my heart goes out to you. You obviously have a lot of anger that you are misdirecting at the kind folks here on Drunk Duck. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, only that it should be avoided.
This is the kind of thing that gives sprite comcis a bad name. You and all the others like you that make crappy one-shots that do little more than turn people away from good sprite comics.
The truth of the matter is that a lot of us put hard work into the stories in our comics, and care very deeply for the integrity of our work. Even those that you would claim "suck" are trying their hardest, and that should be both commended and applauded. What you need to do is offer advice, not harsh criticism.
Now, to heed my own advice, let me give you some pointers.
First, use backgrounds. They look so much better than white space.
Second, learn your frigging grammar. So many comics are burdened by bad grammar and spelling that people can barely read them.
Third, I'd advise coming up with a plot. While some people may find randomness funny, it tends to get old after a while.
Fourth, like Rob said, read a few tutorials - they work wonders with inexperienced spriters.
Fifth, don't give up. If you work hard at this, you could become great.
Sorry for the long comment, but I tend to do that when the occasion calls for it. -Posted on Jun 23, 2006 | | User: lcas | | 1 | -Posted on Jun 22, 2006 | | User: Mrcool | | | | sorr 4 no updat in 1002955Z93fjdg yrs morr update tihsss summer! LOL! -Posted on Jun 17, 2006 | | User: Not Logged In | | | shut up,rich.or your gonna be as retarded as mr.fucking-retard.do you really wanna be like him?do you?DO YOU!?!?!? -Posted on Jun 11, 2006 | | User: Rich | | | | dis iz awsum comic! -Posted on Jun 10, 2006 | | User: Not Logged In | | | OH DEAR FRICKIN' LORD!!!!!!MY EYES!!
look,mr.fucking-retard,you may think of yourself as the king of sprite comics,but you are NOT!i mean,this bullshit is unreadable!if this is a joke,stop it now!i mean,i'm a newb in terms of web-comic-ery,but i'm pretty sure i can do better than you.
to put that all in short,get outta Drunk Duck.NOW.WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR LEGS. -Posted on Jun 09, 2006 | | User: Rich | | 5 | dis iz awsum comic!
And yes Jason of Doom, sprite comics ARE inferior...
Eksept dis won. cos it can do da can can!!!!!! -Posted on Jun 07, 2006 | | User: rosenkis | | 5 | | and he says other comics suxxx. I make better!!! -Posted on May 13, 2006 | | User: Jason_Of_Doom | | | | Honestly. At least stop making sprite comics, because you are the number one reason people blam us. Near anyone who has read your comic and is not a spriter will use this as evidence that we are inferior to them (which, notably, we AREN'T!) but honestly dude, at least stop spriting. You give us a bad name. i do not rate this because it should be a minus...i don't even know how negative your rating should be. Your comic is a horrendous disgrace to us all! -Posted on Apr 29, 2006 | | User: Jason_Of_Doom | | 1 | | if anyone searches for drunk duck on wikipedia, they will see a sub-article titled "mr. cool" because he is the most hated member of drunk duck ever. shows how much every body hates you, you retard -Posted on Apr 28, 2006 | | User: Not Logged In | | | WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT? -Posted on Apr 23, 2006 | | User: Ruko | | | | DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!! I'm so used to give comics a 5 that I accidently give it a 5! Damn! -Posted on Apr 22, 2006 | | User: Ruko | | 5 | | This is obviously a joke to sprite comics. You just keep us sprike comic authors look bad! This must be the worst sprite comic on DrunkDuck!You're a noob, and a jackass.Just delete this crap! -Posted on Apr 22, 2006 | | User: dbzxmatt | | 3 | Ok, Everyone... I think this is a joke, a joke!
Could someone really be this bad WITHOUT trying?
It's a joke I say... unless the author tells me otherwise.
3- Because it seams like a joke but it's not that funny...
And why is this on wikipedia? -Posted on Apr 08, 2006 | | User: Araseth | | | ...oh... my...
Well, we all know why poeple hate sprite comics now... -Posted on Mar 27, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | | get a FUCKING clue will you?
god guy is spelled guy-not gie
mr. cool is spelled-RETARD not mr. cool
you comic SUCKS -Posted on Mar 19, 2006 | | User: ssbguy | | | looks like LRA was right. I thought that the worst comic was Lee.exe. I was wrong...my eyes bleed just by looking at this! this comic just doesn't deserve a rating!
tips:
1. stop manually resizing everything!
2. 1337-speak and chat-speak are NOT the way to go!
3. do a better job of editing sprites!
4. put more time effort into making your comics than thirty minutes, man! it will be well worth it!
5. it wouldn't hurt to get some backgrounds!
7.use MS paint better!
final tip: SHORTER COMICS!
that is all. -Posted on Mar 07, 2006 | | User: Not Logged In | | |  MUTED -Posted on Mar 07, 2006 | | User: AlmightyNam | | | | I refuse to rate this. This is so bad that its not even deserving of a 1. Once the rating system allows you to give numbers lower than zero, I'm coming back. -Posted on Mar 07, 2006 | | User: WhiteJet | | | | Oh...god.... The horror.... Make it stop!!! -Posted on Mar 07, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | |  MUTED -Posted on Feb 27, 2006 | | User: Rianeva | | | | I really want to think this is sarcasm, but there isn't enough suffusion of yellow. -Posted on Feb 13, 2006 | | User: Kagomas | | | I am here to apologise to you for not being civil about the way I commented about your comic. It was unjustified and cruel. I was just very angry at the time and needed to vent my anger onto something.
But could you please not leave unjustified crticisim in your comments either, they are not nice to read. -Posted on Feb 12, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | | wow. the funniest thing is that you have the gall to report other people, when you post nothing but darts -Posted on Feb 11, 2006 | | User: shadowmaster | | | | you see, this is why people don't like sprite comics. they see this and judge the rest of us by this disgrace. please do not sully the name of sprite comics any further than you already have. -Posted on Feb 11, 2006 | | User: Kagomas | | | | (this is in responce to your comment on the sonic online page) How dare you put someone elses comic down without a reason and while you obviously can't do any better yourself. I curse you my good sir! -Posted on Feb 11, 2006 | | User: 8bitbluemage | | | | No one wants to get in trouble for Sniping. -Posted on Feb 11, 2006 | | User: snakeman | | | | why are there so many anonymous people? -Posted on Feb 06, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | |  MUTED -Posted on Feb 05, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | | u do not have a comic loser! Get lost! -Posted on Feb 05, 2006 | | User: Slr | | 1 | This comic broke sevral things on my computer, it's also broken my heart, my hope in n00bmanity, and my eyes.
You have not the right to ever call yourself a sprite author ever AGAIN. -Posted on Feb 03, 2006 | | User: Not Logged In | | | Woah, dude, relax, at least he didn't insult your comic, so calm down. -Posted on Feb 02, 2006 | | User: makisstyle | | | | What the F*** is your GODD*** problem, Mrcool!!! I pity you, I really do. -Posted on Jan 31, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | 1 | Bacon. -Posted on Jan 30, 2006 | | User: Vaati | | | | Seems like a spoof to me, but really, it wasn't funny the first time. -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | | Karma -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: 0ro | | | | my eyes burn... -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: 0ro | | 1 | | my eyes burn... -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Toonster | | 3 | You get a 3 for 3ffort.
I'm just feeling nice and generous today. Don't expect anything higher than a 2 from me anytime soon. -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Champtim | | 1 | -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Darkside | | | | Your funny -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: The Commander | | | | I know.I beleive it's him.I need proof it isn't. -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | | The only proof I have showing that anonymous 5 giver is actually Mrcool is that they spell EXACTLY the same. -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: zactheninja | | | | Watch out for that slappin hand -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | 1 | Karma -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: The Commander | | | | I need proof your not him.I only beleive the person with the most proof.I may be young but I'm pretty smart -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: 8bitbluemage | | | | You deserve a SLAPIN HAND for this comic. -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: The Commander | | | | Whoops forgot to vote,wait it's so bad I can't vote... -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: The Commander | | | You can't speek english!Only chatroomish!How old are you?You are a descrace to all sprite comic authors!DIEEE!*calms down*And I thought my comic was bad...
This is even worse! -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | 1 | 1. It's not written in English.
2. You can't even use MSPaint very well.
3. No. Just no.
4. Oh My God. Leet-speak all the time. Get a life. Or get one then end it, either way is good.
5. No plot, story or any jokes that are intelligent.
6. THE HUMOUR IS THAT OF A FIVE YEAR OLD! -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Anonymous | | 1 | Oh my god!
Learn how to spell, and stop rating 5s anonymously! -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: TheTriforceFighter | | 1 | Is this ment to be funny?
Your just giving Sprite Comics a bad name!
If like drwing comics draw comics I dont care!
JUST STOP GIVEING US SPRITE COMIC AUTHORS A BAD NAME! -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Christian | | 1 | | is this english? -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | User: Enef | | | | ... -Posted on Jan 29, 2006 | | Only registered members may vote. Sign up here! |