metabad on March 11, 2012
I'm ending this comic because I'm tired of suckin' up and spriting and The Duck is inactive and glitchy nowadays. So yeah, I'm done.
I still have some attachment to this story, so I might remake it and actually finish it someday but just as a written story.
Anyways, here's an awesome fic that Something_Awesome made for my comic, its amazing and you should read it, I kept forgetting to post it but I finally got around to it so thanks to Something Awesome for being awesome, and sorry it took so long, here it is!
The Thesian Sneakers... 2!!
On the last episode, Opo who was apas brother was a good thesian who was not a bad guy but he did a bad thing by sneakering into the Thesians eveil base without metavads permisoin while whereing sneakers he bought at the snekar store with zalcom's help who also wore sneakers.
So metabads evil doubleganger, mezzabrx, temporarity joines forced to punish opo for being a very bad boy,. What will happen it todays episode? STAY TUNED
THE THESIAN SNEAKERS... 3!!!!
"opo i just learned today that sidus deid," mezarix said. You are to join my at his funnyral. Metabas you are to join me as well bnecause you were his archnmemisis. However, we will first ned to by a sneaker but only just 1 because all that remaids of him is 1 leg. and we want him to look beautiful when we berry him."
So they went to the sneaker store to buy ONE sneaker. But unfortuneately...
wait for it...
THEY ONLY SOLD SNEAKERS IN PAIRS!
"OH NO WHAT SHALL WE DO?!" cried out Opo. "we can;t berry him in TWO sneakers when all we ahave is his leg!" "well too bad we only shell two sneakers, eith buy them both of bet out of my beuatiful home," said the sneaker store owner. So mexxabris burned down the sneaker store and stoll one of the only 2 sneakers in the sotre and left the other one to BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.
"that was very nice," said metabad with a rage face. "you do't burn down the sotre, I though we had a temporarity truce?" "YOU CAN BURN DOWN THE NEXT SNEAKER STORE!" Mezzabrix promished metabad, so they shook hands and blasted off itno outer space
"we are gathered her doday to celebrate the life of sidus," siad Father Preon at Sidus's funnyral. "he had a vry ugly face, so prais ze lord it was destroyed by zalcom!!" evertone laffed. "but he had a VERY beautiful foot and thatts what were here to berry today."
Opo arrived with the lone sneaker, "i found the sneaker to put on his foot!" said Opo. "very good take it to Venimishin's lab bhe is busy mummy-ing his foot." Opo has a tear in his water fish bowl head. "he always wanted to be a mummy," he said with a cry face.
MEANWHILE IN VEMINISHM'S LAB!
"little does Father Preon no, I am not mummy-ing his foot; but rather, Frankenstein-ing it!" Veminishm laffed evulz. He ten took Zalcoms torso and stuck it on top of sidus's leg. "I shall call you Zalcus!!! its a very evil name cause it sounds like zalculus which sounds like calculus which sounds like math and math is evil!"
Metabad and fgriends entered his lab. "I no math is evil," metabad sayd, "Cause I was a math teacher once," he cringse. "I HATED IT ALSMOT AS MUCH AS IT HATE MEZZABRIKS" "Guys were still having a temporary turce until I'm ponished?" said Opo "so pls get along." "k" they said. "btw I broaug the sneaker for Sidus's foot."
"tanks oyu" said Veminshin who took it and put it on Zalcus's foot. "you can rampage now my pretty" said Veminshin. "Thank you said Zalcus who tehn proceeded to destroy the base form the inside out."
BAck at sidus';s funnyral, Trash Net was delibvering her yuletide yulegy. "He was a jerk aand i hated him," she said, "BUT THAT WAS THE VRY REASON I LOVED HIM" she said with much tearful than can be humanly handled! "...as a friend" she added.
But than Zalcus broke out and started rampaging the funnyral! Father PPreon saw his foot that was Sidus's foot and said "your foot looks beautdfil in that sneaker, sidus but I htough you were dead?" "NOT ANYMORE! said zalcus as he stepped on the audience with his one foot." "you can have the funeyral for them if you would so kindly please he also said."
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" said father Preojhn who might of been angry. Trash Net then pointed at Opo, "he brought the sneakre to the lab, this is all his folt!
Everyone then turns to Opo and starts beaten him up! Mezzabrx and Veminshin smiled to eachother and syed, "everything it works according to paln, metagad and opo will be dead meat in no tiem! They feel for our trap, haha!"
So Metabad and Opo got in spaceships and faut off many thesidans led by those other two. Trash Net also get her own space ship and they started blowing up more pieves of the htesian base, theire were lots and lots of casulties including poeple with names! But I forgt who they are the moment. SORRY!
But the point is, it was vbery very veyr very very very very very very very violate and horrible. Opo stopped and said, "WOULD THIS WAHT SIDUS WHOULD OF WANTED?!?"
Just then it was magic. "you........have a point," said Trash Net "Psydus wouldsnt have wanted this!" "no he wudn;t" said Father Preon; "nope" said metabad. And just like that, eveyone shakes hands and naked up!
"Hello guys I'm still on a rampage, said Zalcus." "the naked party will haveto wair," said Father Preon, "we must use teamwork to defeat this monsterousity!"
And so everyone turners ther guns on Zalcus and fired at him and he deid. And THEN there was hugging a nd brotherhood and cake and joy for all! "I nver thought I'd see this day," said Opo... "finally... the Thedisans and the Thesidan killers are getting along like friends!" it was very lovely and sweet.
"I;m sorry for what i did," said mezzabrx. "me tool" said Vemninshin. "its okay" sauid Metabad. They then partied all night and had cake and music and it was very lovely. but then it was time for Metadad and opo do go home.
"I'm gonna miss you guyse" said Opo, who gabe a hug to Father Proen, Veminshin, Trash Net, and Mezzavbrx. so he and metabds got on there spaceshop and waved goodbye. Just as the thesian planet was fading from veiw on the way back to urth... it set on fire.
"hooohahahoahaoaa" laffed Metabad. "Mexxabrx promised me I could burn down the next sneakers store, and so I burned down there home planer! Now they're never bother anyone ever again!" "there home planet was a sneaker store???" asked Opo with curious. "yes, son, their atomsphere is made out of shoes, actually."
30 years later, peace had finally come with the htesians defeated, and Opo was elected predsident of Canadia. Metabad als obecame king. And so everyone lived hapiillt ever after! YAY! Well, everyone excepts the homeless thesians, dug.
Every copy of this story sold will be donates to the fund for Homeless thesiadns comitee! THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURSHACE!