Name: the Rambling Crazy Man

Age: 104

Birthplace: Perdoodle, Zzizzfg, Rambling Crazy Land

Bio: They say a lot of things about the Rambling Crazy Man.

They say his smile extends six inches off of each side of his face.

That's true.

They say he's got a lazy eye.

That's also true.

They say his nose is parallel to his eyes.

That's obvious.

They say he used to be president of Rambling Crazy Land.

That's true, but he was only elected because the rule had been that whoever was the tallest citizen of Rambling Crazy Land was in charge. The legislature changed the rule in 2003 in favor of a general election, and the next year the Rambling Crazy Man was voted out of office in favor of a talking squirrel (which was probably for the best, anyway).

I guess that's enough information to get you started.