Name: the Electric Penguin

Age: ?

Birthplace: ?

Bio: Little is known of the Electric Penguin's origins. Some believe he originated in Rambling Crazy Land, others maintain he is from outer space, still others speculate that he may be a military experiment gone awry. Really the only solid facts anyone knows about him are that he is completely invincible. Certain religious leaders have raised the Electric Penguin to the status of a god, maintaining that the only concrete law of reality is "You can't beat the Electric Penguin".