Not that there are too many important things to keep in mind with the Comical Bit o' Time-Wasting Nonsense, but there are a few characters who tend to pop up more often than others. Hyar they be!  Fritz: Da Ruler of da Universe Fritz is a bizarre little creature who, for reasons more baffling than our human minds can fathom, has been entrusted by the rulers of other planets to be "Ruler of da' Universe," a job that consists of watching every possible reality in existance on a widescreen TV. Think of him as Uatu the Watcher with Attention Deficiet Disorder. He's a gibbering fool with the attention span of a flea and a remote control that gives him godlike power over reality. Horrifying! Oh, and for what it's worth, his tie is magical, apparently.  Donna the Devil Donna is a mean-spirited and dimwitted little devil whose job is to create chaos by tormenting Fritz and generally disrupting his daily plans. Not that she has to try too hard since Fritz seems capable enough of causing chaos on his own. Donna loves causing pain and mischief and hates Fritz more than anything in the world. She also has a habit of saying things like "Evil Rox!" and claiming that each of her plans is "the most evil one to date!" |