Ladies and Gentle men, this is the moment you've all been waiting for..THE ERSATZ SERIES!
Ersatz takes us to Hull, East Yorkshire, England! First up: Holy Trinity
"Holy Trinity is a beautiful church dating from around 1300. It has stood the test of time, now being over 700 years old, and was narrowly missed by Luftwaffe bombs during the Blitz. The cobbled streets on either side are centuries old, yet the surrounding buildings (printing shop, modern cafe bars, late-night club) give us young 'uns something to appreciate!"
This description reminds me of my primary school back in Hackney; "Gayhurst primary school" (named after it's founder). It also narrowly missed being bombed, infact the apartment blocks right across the street from it were hit.
I thought this a perfect oppertunity to show you guys my aviator glasses! LOOK AT THE AWESUMNESS!
But I must say, this is a really pretty photo! I like the reflection effect...
Tis a shame... because we have some damn good fish and chip stores. Well actually, I don't no so much now. Dominated by American looking chicken joints.
But when I was growing up, we had the best.
I'm dying for some, haven't had proper fish and chips in 8/9 years...
Yeah - you need a tube station. How can anywhere in London (well, okay, anywhere north of the river!) not have a tube station? No wonder they don't know about Hackney!
Muhahahaha! Thanks Leone! That church will soon host my evil HQ, with hordes of henchmen and laser missiles and dinosaur sentries and cottage cheese bombs and......
