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Dark Ninja on Feb. 21, 2013
I think the only one who can relate to the true frustration of hamster catching is commander shepard.
at 2:29PM, May 21, 2013
Whatever, as long as he doesn't enter it the wrong ways...
at 1:52PM, May 21, 2013
oh dear, that looks bad let me get you a pack for that.*turns to the slightly unfrozen doc* doc how do you do that man?*on commmunicator* Rubicante break off from the rest of the arch-fiends and check out the metroid habitat bring a small group with you. there. thos should be good Rubicante's cloak protects him from all ice based attacks when raised it also helps that he knows how to conduct ice spells. so in a matter of moments we'll figure out what's going on here. oh speaking of i'd said I get you this *hands over ice pack* and snow don't worry as soon as doc is completely unfrozen we'll see how long that stuff is going to be in your body. I won't lie having him enter your body may be a little bit painful. so yeha just a heads up.
at 1:34PM, May 21, 2013
yes, that's more than enough, but first,(jabs own head with index an middle finger into recently stitched up opening) ngh! RRRGH! RAAGH!!!( pulls out bloody chip) SON OF A *****, THAT ******* HURT LIKE A ***** **** ******** *** *****! My Skype stays on my computer!!!! anyway, it looks like there aren't any extra people and, wait. one of the staff at the Metroid habitat is leaving, and they aren't headed for the bathroom, I'll keep an eye on things, go get some people to check things out. it looks like there's either a traitor or someone posing as a staff member.
at 1:26PM, May 21, 2013
aha here it is one anti-freezing agent*pours down doc throat* he'll be unfrozen within the hour. Let's see all active staff are either in the halls fighting, or being treat for frostbite, metroid rooms have full staff on duty making sure the temperatures don't drop in the habitat, arch fiends are on the second floor, 4 fiends are fighting in the basement, ninja squads are guarding franks and zack's rooms ,zack(our werewolf) is still frozen on the 10th floor,frank is coming back from rugal's,teleportation room is being guarded by 10 of my finest ,and pico is in surveillance. that means the pools, break rooms, kitchens ,amusement park all living quarters,my office, shopping areas and the roof have no one in them is that enough to work with DN? ...why is this plant unfroen in a frozen lab?
at 12:50PM, May 21, 2013
Alright thank you. *knocks DN out* Alright doc, you can implant the Skype chip now... *pours cold water over DN afterwards* Hey DN! :D I added you at skype!
at 12:06PM, May 21, 2013
alright,(points finger like a gun up at snow, and shoots all the vines) now might I suggest you freeze your feet to the floor so this doesn't happen again, or else you may get something worse, like the ceiling turning into a giant face and enacting some vore scenario
at 11:59AM, May 21, 2013
Seriously DN, get me down from here! Or have YOU ever heard of 1000 years of death!
at 11:52AM, May 21, 2013
oh I'm sure it's just playing, snow. Now shadowblade, I need the locations of where there should be people, and how many there should be
at 11:44AM, May 21, 2013
*sigh* Great... Guys, could someone get me off the ceiling again? The gravity swap seems to become common rule here... Yet the new part is, this time the ceiling is clinging to me like vines. Oh my goodness no... No, nononononono NOT TENTACLE RAPE!!!
at 10:03AM, May 21, 2013
judging by the pacing I'd say its restoring him a few months at a time and within a week... well I'm not sure i can say until I can run some tests...*hears noise* I'll be right back*opens door and frozen doc falls out* ah good doc your here and your frozen...and not wearing pants for some reason either. DN can you think you can keep an eye on him while I find some sort of anti-cooling agent for him? it should be around here somewhere...
at 7:27AM, May 21, 2013
Alright good while that's happening I can explain snow's condition to you seeing how we're the only three here. you may wanna take a seat.*forms chairs* ok remember back when snow drank the serum before having a shot of yours? well i think he may have created a serum that repairs the body. the crash to the ceiling while not killing him should have severally injured him however, the serum repaired his body over the past two days which is why he's still able to move around. the problem is it hasn't stopped yet. it's continuing to make changes to him even as we speak trying to restore what it thinks of as damage and extending his life. In other words he might be slowly getting younger. Now, it should already happened and stopped but its slowed to a crawl due to your shots that increase alcohol potency. however, I feel that it's picking up now. it can be fixed, but we need for the process to stop. and who knows where he'll end up by that point...
at 6:06AM, May 21, 2013
alright, the dark energy should be spread throughout the tower, now it's just a matter of using it to sense beings that it comes in contact with
at 5:53AM, May 21, 2013
Now that you mention it... *takes out inch rule* ... W00T!1! Now I fit perfectly into the MG Midget I bought recently! *hops through portal, sticks head back through* By the way, as you mentioned »hitman«, I remembered the Slenderman inside my office is probably short from unfreezing, so have fun! *portal closes*
at 5:10AM, May 21, 2013
and risk the process speeding up? absolutely not. I am not risking anything when your like "that". I'll explain in a moment but first I need to find another ah here's some more DN now charge away and find our hitman.
at 4:54AM, May 21, 2013
Ohhhhhh, could I have some, please? *sees people staring* Believe me, dark energy tastes awesome with Baileys... If I have enemies? Hm... My old boss, my former water rugby team, that guy from the toilet, a piece of strawberry cheesecake, my martial arts teacher and so on... Well, there actually are a few although I try to kill all my enemies before they can do me any bad, except they're fun to struggle. That and sometimes death doesn't restrain them... Which reminds me, there was that one guy in elementary school that always stole my lunch. There's the possibility he didn't like how I took revenge on him...
at 4:49AM, May 21, 2013
dark energy? we have that stuff lying every where around here well, we used to have a ton of the stuff but doc tried infusing it to rabbits and well,explosion. That doesn't mean we're out though*opens drawer and pulls out a giant orb big as a basketball* ah here's some It's not much I know, but you think you can work with this? from what doc told me it has a span of lasting 600 years.
at 3:35AM, May 21, 2013
cant u just i dunno sens for the dark energy?
at 10:38PM, May 20, 2013
(sigh) alright. quick question, is there a source of dark enery in the tower of zot? I may be able to use it to speed up our searching.
at 9:43PM, May 20, 2013
mmm sorry can't let you do that DN we are on official lock down until we find out who's screwing with the tower. anyway do you think you could meet in in the frozen lab?*opens portal* I normally don'ask for assistance but seeing how the fire fiends are defrosting the staff,frank's taking rugal home,the werewolf is frozen and doc is nowhere in sight you, me, Val, and snow(for who knows how long) are the only ones who could potentially stop this what ever it is. now please step on through.
at 9:32PM, May 20, 2013
alright, my armor's back on, huh? where'd everyone go?
...Meh, I need to get back to my castle anyway, there's a shipment of orichalcum and mithril That I need to make sure got sent out.
at 6:23PM, May 20, 2013
go ahead take your time and put your self back together. I gotta look into who attacked us and who's not frozen*passes up snow* ...did it just speed up? no, no more stalling this needs to be solved before it gets worse*opens up portal* LAB, NOW!*throws snow through and arrives on other side* alright now what can I...it's frozen its all frozen oh dear this is not good. snow, I know your angry and recovering, and probably going to hit me either now or later. but do you have any enemies? also how are your powers have the become difficult to use?
at 6:10PM, May 20, 2013
(cough cough) yeah, it's dead, I was prying open it's mouth when frank fired, and the blast hit me, went down it's throat(with me stuck in front of it), and blew it up from the inside. now if you'll excuse me, I need to get my armor back on.
at 6:05PM, May 20, 2013
well, that's bad*hears noises then turns around* all right Rugal's and back in action go get 'em buddy*stands in dramatic pose as rugal charges towards the worm only to be launched back 50 ft.* ...oh that's right he does against more humanoid opponents. dang it well hopefully the ion cannon frank's charging will be enough to bury this thing. FIRE!*explosion* did it work?
at 5:20PM, May 20, 2013
Yeah, slow him down. Of course... Actually, that's quite a hard job to do... Oh. Great, now it swallowed DN...
at 4:11PM, May 20, 2013
which means... oh no the other staff members! dang it! which floor?!