After five attempts (three because of the comic format, two because the site was acting like a c**t), I've finally got the first page the way I want it. Originally I used a more traditional comic format, but because it came out stupidly big no matter what I do, I went back to the vertical format I used in Cinematix (not a comic I ever want to mention again). It's not totally professional but it's easy to read.

Anyway, here we are, not saying much, but it introduces us to the fact the story takes place in a fictional country where the residents give their kids daft names.