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A Useful Lesson for the Fans And then I did Kevin and I discuss our dreams. I don't make the law, I just follow it. HERE'S SOME F!CKIN' DOODLES It's almost like a compliment... a perverse, psychologically devastating, compliment. A long, awkward stare ensued A respectful discussion of serious illness. Valentine's Day... wooooh... Most compelling conspiracy theory yet. If it weren't for the buttfucking, I'd be so down Penises can only demean. Evan's Guest Strip & Two Guest Strips! Hey, I didn't say it, it's not my karma on the line. Home stretch, guys. Boner of ruination! You too can hire me to babysit. Worst comic ever. Like I needed a reason to be depressed. Pimpin'... is kinda easy. Funnycomicrecognition Sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs... Master of the Pickup The Mu Mu Mu girls are sassy cuddlesluts Moments before I broke down He then giggled as he grabbed my tit Nothing I do is without its reason. Not all jokes have punch lines. It's just one bullet point in a fairly elaborate manifesto. Sometimes you have to crack a few eggs... Gayest comic ever? You should take a whiff... come closer. Please? I come for the death, I stay for the hors d'oeuvres A New Racial Epithet is Born And Yet, No Superpowers... Lame Sometimes a Man Just Needs a Good Cry... It's Not a Crime if You're Just Cuddling The High Price of Fame When I say "human condition", I only mean fit people Pig Tits Part II Pig Tits Part I Suckin' on Some Hulk Sneakin' Out the Backdoor A Modern Symposium Dude... what? Polkster Fingers Himself, is Unashamed For Emergency Contraception, Break Glass A Real 'Punk' Marches to the Tune of His Own Drummer Ribs and Romance (and the Tragic Absence of Both) A... Meta-Comic...? Get Down on Your Knees for Me Baby Fist Fulfillment But Can He Roll Over on Command? Guest Comic Compilation: March 2009 There's something to be said for Political Correctness I Think We've Reached an Animal-Fucking Compromise Lets Talk About Fucking Animals: Part I Yellow Everywhere But There Sound Dating Advice Valentine's Day 2009 Just Some More Tasteless Humor Polkster's Guide to Foreign Languages GIT Guest Comic Polkster Makes Friends Some Poor Advice, Courtesy of Polkster My Couch is Boner Free! Fucking Robots Polkster's Profane Dreams Jesse's First Guest Comic High School Retrospective Thanksgiving Family Fun! Polkster Meditates on the Female Form Polkster Alienates Some More People Under the Influence The Shark's Been Jumped: Enter Baby Halloween '08 The Deviance Knows No End Drunken Advice Doing It For the Right Reasons Ode to Cindy McCain Polkster Plans to Wreck His Niece Boobie Squeezing Fun Time I CAN'T FIND THE DAMN TITLE! Another Joins the Polkster-Hate Club Polkster Serves Lets Talk About Poop Pt. 2 Lets Talk About Poop Pt. 1 Polkster Provides Advice... Again Phil Recites a Poem John McCain: American Hero Riot at Rockefeller Polkster Provides Advice Three's Company... in the Butt Jon Jon's Bizarre Adventure The Joys of Fatherhood NERDS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! Sick Sense of Humor Sweet Sister Love Tutoring Can Be Rewarding My Terrible Home Life My Chest Hair is Awesome: Thrilling Conclusion My Chest Hair is Awesome: Part 1 Fair Trade. More Like LAME Trade Bad Hair Day (aka Every Day) More Duane Reade Adventures The Great Abyss The Mysteries of the Orient I Pooted Who Needs Punching Bags? A Good Reason Not to Drink You're a Sh!tty Webcomic, Charlie Brown What is This 'Imagination' You Speak of? Pull-Up #1 My Philosophy in a Nutshell Bureaucratic Wisdom in Action In Search of Scagliotti: Part 2 The Fine Art of Seduction Holiday Heave Porno Predicament How One Gets Ahead Jason's Hot Mom These are the Days Build-A-Fuhrer Beaver Genitals THUNDERHITLER Halloween 2007 Genital Dilemma My Funny (Not Funny "Ha Ha", Funny Queer) Valentine My Friend Phil Boobville Thriller Date Rape is a Don't Dog Head(s) Random Wedding Shenanigans Bachelor Party, Like the Movie Only Lamer Train Fart X-Treme Tetris Cheese Pincher Bacon Short Poop D!ck Love Those Irish Ladies Coffee Shop Bannination A Boner (As in faux pas, not erection) Adios, James Drunk Grandpa Crocodile Crotch Nut Masher Egghead Makeshift Abortion Judge, Jury, Carnivore Another Sober Hallucination This Goose is Cached Eat Your Meat Munch Munch Nutsack Creep mmm...meow GMILF SAM LIKES LASAGNA HA HA HA D-D-D-D-D-Dora, Dora the Explorer If I'm Anything, I'm Perceptive I LIKE LASAGNA HA HA HA Asshole Bears Hot Pants Give Me a Hand, Folks Gold Bond, You Fiend Hooked on a Feeling Small Talk Not My Underwears Skull F!ck I'm Inept Italian Pig Throat F!ck Bleached and Spiked Pubis C"OH-OH-OH"rpse Love Please Don't Run Away Yum Yum Gimme Some Thanksgiving Community Service Curry Conundrum A Korean Broke The Window F!ck Dolphins Alcohol and Cleavage Sex Shop Escapade Almost Stabbed: Part 2 Almost Stabbed: Part 1 Danza's Long Ropes Nothing Sadder than Sobriety How to Charm the Ladies Dude, Snakes Chupacabra Anniversary 2006 My Precious Jew Balls Happy Birthday, Mom Graduation Special, June 2006 Toast, a Corrosive Mistress And This Little Piggy's Corpse Was Desecrated Emotionally Scarring Little Girls is What I Do Best Gay Germs Libertad, Sweet Libertad The Gringo, He Squanders Oh, Mexico, You Filthy Mistress Valentine 2004/2005 Guest Artist #1: Jen Maisel Washing and/or Love Machine Bowie Didn't Enjoy It Breaking the Ice Gym Pants: Part II Gym Pants: Part I Christmas Special 2005 I am a Stallion: Part II Maturity Me and Ted Naughty Bits I am a Stallion My Name is Student Teacher Cheers Homage Look Ma', no hands! 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Stickfodder You get a double post today. This is because Polkster is in Paris right now and can't update the main site. So I'm updating here with some guest comic that was submited by Cronny. He has a web comic too. I think it's this .
Cronny Said: Hey, Polkster. I thought I'd submit a guest strip to you. Incidentally, your style is really fun to draw. And that's not ass-kissing, it's just an observation. But you can take it as ass-kissing if you want.
I thought it looked better with a color background, but I noticed your base color is usually white, so I'm giving you two versions.
Have fun on the time off from your comic,
-Cronny
Cronny wasn't sure which he liked better so he submitted two different versions the one you see above and this one with a colored background. -Posted on Mar 27, 2009
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User: Mr Lostman Why... why doesn't he post at our forum? -Posted on Mar 27, 2009
User: Mr Lostman 5 Awesome, just... awesome!
Finally, a real guest comic has arrived! -Posted on Mar 27, 2009
User: Rickswan 5 NO! -Posted on Mar 27, 2009
User: machinehead 5 Ha ha poor guy doesn't like getting butt fucked. -Posted on Mar 27, 2009
User: harkovast 5 Hooray! Butt fucking jokes are always good!
Wooohoo! -Posted on Mar 27, 2009
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