Unlike most of my other pages this one does not include humor :( however if I cannot provide graphic humor I can try with a verbal joke:
- A man knocks on a door and a lady answers
Man - Hello mam, have you called for a plumber? Something about a blown water pipe?
Lady - No, we don't have any broken pipes.
Man - Aren't you Mrs. Jefferson?
Lady - No, the Jeffersons moved out over half a year ago.
- looking angry the man leaves
Man - well that is just f***ing brilliant! What is wrong with people?!?! They call for a plumber, saying it is a matter of life and death, and before you get there they have taken all their crap and god damn moved!!!
Hope this made up for the page :P
-Posted on Dec 02, 2007 |