- Talia's a master manipulator
- You want some CAT-sup with that?
- Batman has no secrets from Catwoman
- It was a present from Robin
- Riddler's just going to have to trust him
- It was a set-up
- A Very Old Batman Christmas 2
- A Very Old Batman Christmas 1
- What does anybody want, Batman?
- The antidote for everything
- He flosses
- Catwoman can talk how she wants
- It's not even a new one
- Robin thought he'd like it
- That was way rude Robin
- It'd be too much awesome for one universe
- Turns out Batman's afraid of something
- How did Batman even know?
- Catwoman is like a cat- super picky about stuff
- Catwoman's senses are finely honed
- Why is the Penguin reading that
- New definition of power naps
- The real riddle is where are the rest of his pill bottles
- It's probably a dry one
- Old people need less sleep, Old Batman needs no sleep
- Batman wins in all his stories
- An important meeting
- Sage advice
- Batman also gets asked to help them program their vcrs
- She's like a little kid sometimes
- Oh come on Harvey, you're not that old
- He's got a lot of extras
- Mr Freeze is such a prankster
- He only did it because Hugo knows that secret thing
- If they didn't go he was gonna call their moms.
- Bedtime story
- The Batfannypack
- Even grandparents need babysitters
- You know the British one
- Got 99 problems
- Batman never went to Italy to learn to cook
- If anyone would know, Batman would
- They went to a crimefighting/causing convention
- He's not supposed to leave without a carer
- The server didn't refill his water enough
- Pick it up
- Little menaces
- Don't worry about it Riddler
- Batman's getting soft on himself
- Everyone loves it
- Arkham Acres ain't so bad
- She stole his heart long before that.
- It works with bad guys too actually
- Or he could add an ejector seat
- Batman's change
- Time management
- The BatMowbile
- Important events
- Is there a Batman version of the birthday song, or is that just christmas
- Up to tricks
- You follow the rules, you get rewarded
- Batman uses math every day
- Maybe he's getting a little forgetful
- Or what, Old Batman?
- Just waiting for the police to show up
- Tuesdays they have a magician
- His favorite gadget
- Don't tell Old Batman what he can't do
- It's all about willpower
- He just wants to make pudding pops
- He used to have a dog you know
- Batman's gonna catch a big one
- Dr Bane
- Why does he even keep those in his belt
- Look at his beady little eyes
- He needs to devote himself to a good cause
- Batman's not a big eater
- Batman never forgets a face
- What, there was only the one time?
- My gramps smelled like Old Spice
- The secret to everything
- He knows how to get to the police station
- Naps are Batman's natural ally
- The punchline is the most important part
- I'm not sure a curfew makes sense here
- Secret message
- Nothing enters the Batcave undetected
- He's probably right
- There's a job that needs doing
- Batman takes pride in his work
- Batman's already wearing black
- Batman's war of attrition
- Still in love after all these years
- It's just comfortable
- Batman's secretest desires
- This popup says he has a virus
- He's not touching that
- Return of the bat-blanket
- What a nice robber
- Now with authentic frazzle
- Prepared for anything
- Batman has special visual enhancers
- Batman and the bat-blanket
- Surely he should know all those words
- Batman's wildest dreams
- The Scarecrow's newest plan
- He's the real deal all right
- Two-Face can't pass up a deal
- Even thugs have moms
- The Joker, part 2
- Buy yourself some hard candy
- Catwoman's only interested in one thing
- Batman knows cursive
- Penguins can't fly
- He doesn't remember ordering it
- Ivy the trespasser
- Late nights
- Great detectives
- Riddle me this
- The Lazarus Pit
- Loyal servant
- Batman's sidekick
- Eternal rivalry
- Batman still drives himself
- Clean up this city
An important meeting
skoolmunkee on Aug. 13, 2012
As of uploading this I don't know if I'll do anything special for number 100! Batman seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't make a big deal out of it.
LilyRose at 1:29AM, Aug. 16, 2012
wow. these really made me lol. thanks
gullas at 5:13AM, Aug. 13, 2012
now I want a bat-jet...