- Talia's a master manipulator
- You want some CAT-sup with that?
- Batman has no secrets from Catwoman
- It was a present from Robin
- Riddler's just going to have to trust him
- It was a set-up
- A Very Old Batman Christmas 2
- A Very Old Batman Christmas 1
- What does anybody want, Batman?
- The antidote for everything
- He flosses
- Catwoman can talk how she wants
- It's not even a new one
- Robin thought he'd like it
- That was way rude Robin
- It'd be too much awesome for one universe
- Turns out Batman's afraid of something
- How did Batman even know?
- Catwoman is like a cat- super picky about stuff
- Catwoman's senses are finely honed
- Why is the Penguin reading that
- New definition of power naps
- The real riddle is where are the rest of his pill bottles
- It's probably a dry one
- Old people need less sleep, Old Batman needs no sleep
- Batman wins in all his stories
- An important meeting
- Sage advice
- Batman also gets asked to help them program their vcrs
- She's like a little kid sometimes
- Oh come on Harvey, you're not that old
- He's got a lot of extras
- Mr Freeze is such a prankster
- He only did it because Hugo knows that secret thing
- If they didn't go he was gonna call their moms.
- Bedtime story
- The Batfannypack
- Even grandparents need babysitters
- You know the British one
- Got 99 problems
- Batman never went to Italy to learn to cook
- If anyone would know, Batman would
- They went to a crimefighting/causing convention
- He's not supposed to leave without a carer
- The server didn't refill his water enough
- Pick it up
- Little menaces
- Don't worry about it Riddler
- Batman's getting soft on himself
- Everyone loves it
- Arkham Acres ain't so bad
- She stole his heart long before that.
- It works with bad guys too actually
- Or he could add an ejector seat
- Batman's change
- Time management
- The BatMowbile
- Important events
- Is there a Batman version of the birthday song, or is that just christmas
- Up to tricks
- You follow the rules, you get rewarded
- Batman uses math every day
- Maybe he's getting a little forgetful
- Or what, Old Batman?
- Just waiting for the police to show up
- Tuesdays they have a magician
- His favorite gadget
- Don't tell Old Batman what he can't do
- It's all about willpower
- He just wants to make pudding pops
- He used to have a dog you know
- Batman's gonna catch a big one
- Dr Bane
- Why does he even keep those in his belt
- Look at his beady little eyes
- He needs to devote himself to a good cause
- Batman's not a big eater
- Batman never forgets a face
- What, there was only the one time?
- My gramps smelled like Old Spice
- The secret to everything
- He knows how to get to the police station
- Naps are Batman's natural ally
- The punchline is the most important part
- I'm not sure a curfew makes sense here
- Secret message
- Nothing enters the Batcave undetected
- He's probably right
- There's a job that needs doing
- Batman takes pride in his work
- Batman's already wearing black
- Batman's war of attrition
- Still in love after all these years
- It's just comfortable
- Batman's secretest desires
- This popup says he has a virus
- He's not touching that
- Return of the bat-blanket
- What a nice robber
- Now with authentic frazzle
- Prepared for anything
- Batman has special visual enhancers
- Batman and the bat-blanket
- Surely he should know all those words
- Batman's wildest dreams
- The Scarecrow's newest plan
- He's the real deal all right
- Two-Face can't pass up a deal
- Even thugs have moms
- The Joker, part 2
- Buy yourself some hard candy
- Catwoman's only interested in one thing
- Batman knows cursive
- Penguins can't fly
- He doesn't remember ordering it
- Ivy the trespasser
- Late nights
- Great detectives
- Riddle me this
- The Lazarus Pit
- Loyal servant
- Batman's sidekick
- Eternal rivalry
- Batman still drives himself
- Clean up this city
Chernobog at 9:00AM, Aug. 10, 2012
"Or be born into affluence, you know. Either or." This reminds me of the time the mayor who later become governor of my state came into our high school and told everyone if he had his way, school would extend into Saturday. You can imagine how well that went over with the senior body.
Niccea at 8:54AM, Aug. 10, 2012
If only it was as easy as you say Batman...