My life with Kirby

HOLY FU-SHIZ, MAN! IT'S THE GREATEST COMEBACK OF ALL TIME! STARRING ME, KIRBY, AND FLAME TH! IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN JUST NINE PANELS! Kirby Squeak Squad references, groin kicks (or something like it), peanuts, people saying hi, the muffin man, bloody cookie cutters, lemon poppyseed, stupid Kirby, Animal Planet bashing, loss of appetite, and muffins gettin' it on!
And check this out, each panel has a name:
1.O
2.M
3.G
4.W
5.T
6.H
7.B
8.B
9.Q

Also, this comic comes with two super big things; (1), and (2)!
(1)Now EVERYONE can be a main character if they wannabe! Not to make anyone feel guilty, but I got so many people asking to be a character, that I just gave in. So, if you wanna be a main character, send me a description of your character. And get this, your character can now be an animal if you want it too be! Isn't I awesome?! You can become a main character at any time, and you can also switch back and forth between main and cameo at any point, and vise versa.
(2)I'm having a contest for someone to become the assisstant. The contest comes with two parts, "drawing skills" and "humour". So, to first enter to try and become the assisstant, I want you to send me a picture where you try to draw one of the characters as close to this new style as possible, and you have to draw Kirby as close to this style as you can, too. It can be drawn on the computer or with paper and pencil, I don't care. Those who pass this part will be contacted with information about the second part. No applications will be accepted after 11:59:59, Sunday, September 30, 2007. Have fun with it!