LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Children of ALL ages, do not adjust your monitors, your eyes do NOT deceive you! Call your brothers, sisters, parents, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents, neighbors, and even your boss, and tell them that you witnissed the second coming of THE METTUAR HUNTAH!!

That's right, after almost one full year of hiatus, the Met-Man has RETURNED! I'm here to save you all from boredom! Here... is the Mettuar Huntah... REBORN!

And I don't care how much of that spreal was plagiarized from Y2J.

And yes. The Stoner Bot rules.