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Rules of the condom game:

#1: Each player must pick 3 items. One of them must be condoms.

#2: The objective of the condom game is to get an unusual reaction from the cashier. A raised eyebrow does not constitute a winning reaction. The reaction must be significantly different than normal behavior to count. The winner of the round is the person who gets the biggest reaction.

#3: The condom game must be played at a large store such as Walmart, Target or Costco. Preferably as late at night as possible or during peak store hours.

#4: Once all players have gone through checkout, the game must move to a new store to ensure that proper reactions result. Additionally, if a player gets an especially significant reaction, the players must move to a new store or wait at least one hour to ensure proper reactions.

#5: You must wear the clothing you began the game with, and you may not change, add or remove clothes. Altering the clothes you are currently wearing is acceptable.

#6: No items other than the three you select in the store may be used. You may not bring any props or other objects to the cash register.

#7: You may say anything you wish to the cashier. But you may not make any actions to get a reaction. You must behave as normally as possible.

#8: Bonus points may be awarded for any especially unusual and/or hilarious item combination.

#9: If possible, it is advisable to have at least one player who is severely intoxicated. This will ensure maximum hilarity and protection from incarceration for the other players.

Now that you know the rules to the condom game, you too can go out after a hard night at the bar and play. Feel free to share any combination you think is a likely winner.

-Posted on May 19, 2009

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User: trevoramueller 5

-Posted on May 20, 2009

User: lba

It is a great game Italianocane. And that's a pretty good combination. But I might suggest pushing it further.

I collect unusual and twisted people Darkside. They're more fun to hang out with.

That's one of the more bestial ones I've heard yet Stickfodder. I think you may have a knack for this.

Just remember Matt, if you go to jail it's three free meals and a place to sleep. And in this economy, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

I doubt you'd get deported for this Corey. I've been to Japan before, they'd be cool with it.
-Posted on May 19, 2009

User: Italianocane 5

Dear God I want to try this so bad.

1)Condoms
2)http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=7966307
3)Digital Camcorder
-Posted on May 19, 2009

User: Darksideofthemoon 5

wow. and I thought my friends were warped
-Posted on May 19, 2009

User: Stickfodder 5

1. Extra Large Condoms
2. Ball pien hammer
3. Dog biscuits
And say "that dog'll never know hat hit him.
-Posted on May 19, 2009

User: mattchee 5

I love it! I wish I had known about this years ago... when I could do it without the worry of encountering my kids teachers, other parents, or anyone else who might report perceived weird sexual habits to the authorities.
-Posted on May 19, 2009

User: n_y_japlander 5

(OO)
LOL!!!! that sounds like a great game....
I would play, but I have great fears of deportation....
-Posted on May 19, 2009

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