Loc - A slightly (ok, severely.) psychotic little guy with anger issues. Loc's weapon of choice is a bloody kitchen knife which never leaves his possession. He owns a puppy which may or may not have been eaten by a giant worm-like creature. Insenstive and neurotic to the end; he's your neighborhood psychopath who reacts violently to everything.
	Merle - Merle is your average girl if she never stopped reading, thought every guy on the planet was an idiot and consistently had her self-esteem abused. She's that common sense person you didn't listen to before you set your best friends head on fire or jumped off a cliff. Merle is all too often the butt of others stupid actions and cruelty. She's the exact opposite reaction of Loc.
	Dee - Dee is the happy one. The clueless fool who never realizes he's supposed to be miserable. He's far more innocent, free-spirited and simple than any of the others which leads him to trouble without him even knowing it. Dee also has the worst enemies in the form of the Ninja Bunnies who for unknown reasons are out to kill him.

	The Ninja Bunnies - The Ninja Bunnies are, quite oddly, exactly what they sound like. They may be cute, yet they are quite the killers when they try. unfortunately for them, their victims are more often not the ones they intended. The bunnies are obsessed with killing Dee to the point of making exceedingly grandiose schemes. Luckily for them, he's a rather clueless target and hasn't noticed their less than stealthy actions yet.
	Cannibal - The Cannibal is a friendly neighborly sort of fellow who invites people over to dinner rather often. While his guests might not exactly enjoy the main course, he is quite the little gourmet.
	Emo Panda - Everyone's favorite emotionally unstable ursine creature! Emo Panda is quite possibly one of the most beloved characters in all of Last Words history. He is also the biggest at 1.5 ft ( approx .5 m ) when standing.
	Shaman - A hunter, tribesman and all around handyman. If you were ever curious about how to use all those bones and body parts to make useful tools and fashion acessories; he's your man.
	Zombie - Perhaps the least understood of all characters. Zombie is quite intelligent in his own right. There's more to him than drooling, eating the flesh of the living and being shot in the head.